GOT A LIGHT?

Double-jet flame injection? Check. Integrated cigar punch? Roger. Vertically arranged injects (sic)? Affirmative. No, we haven't the foggiest what any of that means. However, we are reliably informed all feature in the spangly new Porsche Design P´3631 lighter, yours for a piffling €189 or about £180 in plummeting British pounds. Indeed, it's just one of a new range of official Porsche Design smoking accessories, which include multiple lighter designs, a cigar cutter that boasts not only Japanese steel but also both radial and axial blade articulation (yes, really) and, what is surely the pièce de résistance, a brushed, eloxadised aluminum shisha. In other words, one of those glorified bongs that pipes the smoke through water. The Shisha 2.1, as it is known, is a mere bagatelle at €1550 or the better part of £1500. Shisha, indeed. Grab yours from porsche-design.com.