Airdrie & Coatbridge Advertiser

Tollbrae Primary

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Each week jokes from Monklands primary school kids has the Advertiser in stitches.

Youngsters will be putting a smile on your face as they tell us their favourite funnies.

Every week we feature a different school, and this time it’s the budding comedians at Tollbrae Primary in the spotlight. We popped out to the Airdrie school to hear their rib-ticklers, and we’re sharing them with all our readers.

If your school would like to join in the fun, give us a bell on 01236 748648 or email us on news@ airdrieand­coatbridge­advertiser.co.uk.

 ??  ?? Aaron Gray What do you call shoes that are made from bananas? Slippers!
Aaron Gray What do you call shoes that are made from bananas? Slippers!
 ??  ?? Jamielee Hughes frog’s game? What favourite Hopscotch!
Jamielee Hughes frog’s game? What favourite Hopscotch!
 ??  ?? Steven Proctor isfastest What –hotor because Hot– youcan acold
Steven Proctor isfastest What –hotor because Hot– youcan acold
 ??  ?? Taylor Cameron Why can’t an elephant use a computer? Because they are too scared of the mouse!
Taylor Cameron Why can’t an elephant use a computer? Because they are too scared of the mouse!
 ??  ?? Abbie Creswell Why does our teacher wear sunglasses? Because our class is so bright!
Abbie Creswell Why does our teacher wear sunglasses? Because our class is so bright!
 ??  ?? Cameron Murray What is a tornado’s favourite game? Twister!
Cameron Murray What is a tornado’s favourite game? Twister!

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