BIG IN A WIG

Fagulous Life really is a cabaret for performer, comedian and self-proclaimed homosexualist, Fagulous. Lighting up London’s queer nightlife, they also do a spot-on impersonation of Liza Minnelli — show us those jazz hands!

Fagulous

Describe your drag style in five words.

Sequin-clad Kenneth Williams wannabe.

What keeps you awake at night?

Did Donna Summer ever find out who left the cake out in the rain?

What’s the worst thing someone could say to you in bed?

“It’s far too big… I don’t know why your landlord thought a Super King would fit in a London flat.”

How would (or does) your Grindr profile read?

I’ll show you my jazz hands, if you show me yours.

Biggest turn-on?

A man who can sing the Are You Being Served? theme tune.

What is your safe word?

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychw -yrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

What’s your favourite sexual position?

The one where I show them my Liza Minnelli impersonation.

What would the film about your life be called?

The Devil Wears Polyester.

What advice would you give to first-time drag queens?

You should always have a Shirley Bassey number tucked up your… tuck.

What’s your spirit animal?

Carol Channing or one of Barbara Cartland’s Pekingese dogs.

What makes you happy?

Attention.

What makes you angry?

Cheap plastic bin liners.

You’ve started a cult. What is it about?

A congregation of homosexuals dressed as Patricia Routledge. The Kitty Monologues are our scriptures, Keeping Up Appearances our parables… you get the gist.

Your house is on fire. Which three items do you save?

My Liza Minnelli and Judy Garland vinyls, my Boots Advantage card and my home contents insurance documents.

You’ve got 24 hours to live. How do you spend your day?

I’d travel the length and breadth of the country to visit every John Lewis.

And what were your famous last words?

“Do you think it’d be funny if I…”

What does your heaven look like?

A never-ending buffet! You’ll find me fingering the Thousand Island dip with a breadstick.

And hell?

An understocked Waitrose.

If you were reborn as any famous person past or present, who would it be and why?

Quentin Crisp. Why wouldn’t you?!

You’ve been abducted by aliens. What’s your parting message to Earth?

“Make sure they use a high-res photo of me when they put this on the 10 o’clock news.”

What cocktail best describes you and why?

Bucks Fizz: cheap, but with high ambitions.

The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Discuss.

But the best way to my heart is with your wallet.

“The cocktail that best describes me is Bucks Fizz: cheap, but with high ambitions”