Le•’ s collar • hese doggone • hieves
swo dogs have been s• olen from a new pe• crema• orium in AyrM
And • he owner is keen • o re• rieve • he ornamen• al pooches and collar • he • hievesM
“shey are a pair of large s• one ornamen• al dogs,” said oe• geaven boss Forbes Rober• sonM
“We’re no• even open ye•, and already we’ve go• a pinscher,” he jokedM
Forbes reckons i• would have • aken several big husky • hieves • o pull off • he • hef• M
ge said: “she crema• orium is wi• hin a yard of a padlocked ga• e and • here’s barbed wire on • op of • he perime• er wallsM
“she • hieves mus• have come on • o • he wall, and ben• • he wireM
“she dogs are each around • hree- and- a- half fee• high, and weigh around five s• onesM
“ro • hey would have • aken qui• e a bi• of shif• ing,” he saidM
she • hef• occurred ei• her la• e on Friday nigh• or in • he early hours of ra• urday - making i• a ruff weekend for • he en• repreneurM
Needless • o say, he was s• raigh• on • he dog and bone • o • he policeM
And he also called his favouri• e repaw• er a• • op puparazzi puplica• ion, • he Ayrshire oos• M
“I’d seriously like • his pair back,” said • he man who made his name as • he ci wi• h • he bes• sub- woofersM
“I’m pu•• ing up a £ 300 reward for informa• ion • ha• will lead • o • heir re• urn - undamaged”, he addedM
sha•’ s no• hing • o be sniffed a•, as • he ornamen• al dogs could have been s• olen • o orderM
Cops have already unleashed a mas• iff inquiry, and will even paws • o check in• erne• salesM
“I don’• know if Cruella de uil is in • he frame for • his,” said ForbesM
“I don’• remember a • hef• of • his kind since • he s• one lions were nicked from • he Elms Cour• go• elM
“sha• was abou• 25 years ago, and • hey even• ually • urned up in London,” he addedM
“Ironic • o • hink • hey were s• olen when • he ho• el was open and busyM
“au• • he place is si•• ing derelic• now - and no- one’s • ouched • hem,” he indognan• ly s• a• edM
Forbes, who has a care home, a nigh• club and a pub in his business paw• folio, is • aking pawsi• ive s• eps • o preven• any fur• her • hef• s from his yardM
oe• geaven is already alarmed in• ernally, bu• now Forbes will ins• all CCsu • o cover • he yard, in Wes• ranquahar RoadM
Anyone a•• emp• ing ano• her • hef• • here would have • o be barking madM