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Carol McGiffin

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‘Welcome to the latest edition of… THE BLAME GAME! The competitio­n was fierce, all in line for a lashing were young people, university students, certain protesters, big families – in fact, anyone who can see no sense in the new regulation­s (laws) which is basically everyone, except, of course, the government.

But the winner of this week’s bucketfull of blame went to BOOZERS!

So, all pubs, restaurant­s and clubs must close at 10pm to “prevent the spread” of infections. Even though new data out last week showed that only three per cent of all new cases were down to the hospitalit­y sector.

But let’s just ignore that and impose insane measures anyway, ones that have since been proven to cause more problems than they’re supposed to solve. Problems that anyone with half a brain could have seen coming. Except, of course, the government, again.

And as before, these knee-jerk, bungled responses will almost certainly not be relaxed or reversed but strengthen­ed, because it can never accept it gets anything wrong.

So, in the coming days/weeks I’ll expect a total shutdown of all social activity, and all hospitalit­y establishm­ents – the same pubs, restaurant­s and clubs that have worked tirelessly and spent money they can ill-afford, to comply with the tsunami of regulation­s in order to reopen safely – will be forced to close, again.

It’s temporary, they’ll say, but as we’ve learned, it seldom is. Which will mean that those same establishm­ents will, more than likely, never open again.’

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PUBS NOW SHUT AT 10PM – BUT FOR HOW LONG?

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