Mugged by foul snug ruse

Bike Foundand thoughtthe deal I for wouldfree Oxford pounce. SnugsI got morein last and month’s more excited as the days went by and eventually I was informed by my lovely wife that the package had arrived. I tore through it like a bear looking for food in a bin and pulled out the snug. A high-pitched yelp left my body involuntarily. I dropped the snug like it was made of napalm and walked out of the room. ‘What’s the matter?’ my wife asked. At this point all I could do was point in horror. The free snug was covered in silhouettes of Vespas! What a dirty trick. Robert Mcgowan, email