Assassins’ creed
IN ACTION-COMEDY HITMEN: RELOADED, MEL GIEDROYC AND SUE PERKINS PLAY ROLES YOU DON’T OFTEN SEE FOR MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN. GEORGIA HUMPHREYS HEARS MORE
HITMEN: RELOADED
Wednesday, Sky Comedy/NOW, 9pm
This is a gun-toting, unapologetic, sweary mess Sue Perkins on Hitmen
MEL GIEDROYC and Sue Perkins are full of apologies when we start our Zoom interview.
They are running 20 minutes late because they have “just been rambling”, admits London-born Sue.
But if there is one double act you are willing to forgive, it is these two, because chatting to them is nonstop fun.
Having met while studying at Cambridge University, the comedians have toured together (as duo Mel and Sue), presented together (The Great British Bake Off), and acted together (the reason we are talking is the return of Sky Comedy series Hitmen). It is clear that they make each other laugh in a way that only best friends can.
“I will literally start rocking, and it is just wordless hysteria,” Sue, 52, says of spending time with her partner in crime.
And it is laughing “like drains when things go wrong” that has got them through the worst moments in their career, follows Surrey-born Mel, 53, recalling a gig they did in Leighton Buzzard in 1996.
“That was a particularly bad one where they had to open the back door of the theatre to let us out after the gig so that we wouldn’t meet any of the audience,” confides the TV personality, who also hosts Dave series, Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable.
“We ran to the train station!” exclaims Sue, chuckling.
“It was an hour show and we did it in 37 minutes because there was no laughter, and we sped up because we realised that this was a situation that could turn very unpleasant.
“We never ever laugh about things that have gone well, because it’s smug,” continues the star, who has also fronted documentaries such as Japan With Sue Perkins.
“You laugh because of the terrible jokes, the reactions to terrible jokes, people that just hated us, the interminable travelling, terrible hotels, god awful food, bowel upsets...
“We’ve done the miles, we’ve gigged for years, and that’s really where the connective tissue of our friendship is.”
What has been a success for this affable pair is Hitmen, created and written by Joe Parham and Joe Markham, which sees Mel and Sue play friends Fran and Jamie, who also work together as assassins.
Now back for a second series (aptly named Hitmen: Reloaded), fans who enjoyed the first run can expect plenty more killings – plus a threat from an old acquaintance.
Played brilliantly by Katherine Parkinson, blast-from-the-past – and former classmate – Kat Gaitskill has the potential to cause a huge rift between Fran and Jamie.
It results in “an overarching psychodrama that threads the whole series together”, teases Mel.
When the creators originally penned the script for Hitmen, it was written with the idea of two guys in the main roles.
So, the project has been very collaborative, because “obviously you don’t just transplant that world into the world of two middle-aged women,” Sue points out.
This series, female voices were brought into the writing team, including comedian Jessica Knappett.
The duo agrees the dynamic between the two leading female characters feels poignant when it comes to the usual stories aired on our screens.
“There are lots of creeping rarities in the show,” says Sue. “Although there are a lot of women in the action genre now, they’re young women and it is action, it is Marvel, rather than comedy.
“When you hit a certain age, from your 40s onwards, you do feel you’re entering the era of invisibility, and what’s fantastic about this show is it’s the very opposite of that.
“This is a gun-toting, unapologetic, sweary mess.
“It is two unresolved people who really love each other, and that is another thing you do not see – you do not see deep platonic love.
“You see it in buddy movies, you see it with guys; you do not see that trope too much in women.”
“I really like the idea that there are two characters in their early 50s making this type of show. It just fills me with joy,” echoes Mel.
“Yes, because we’re not playing the mothers, the crones,” Sue pipes up again.
“We don’t have kids, we still have this very childlike way, we have not evolved in any way from school, particularly. But we are doing this incredibly mature, violent, dangerous job.”
Throughout our chat, there are many signs of just how much of a team Mel and Sue are.
They finish each other’s sentences, they ask each other’s opinions after they have voiced a thought, and they use nicknames
(Mel is ‘Melly’, Sue is ‘Perks’).
Discussing their careers, they agree they have worked best together when people have trusted them.
“When the reins are on too tightly, I, for one, just behave badly, and I challenged,” admits Sue.
“It is horrid. And we’ve both had that experience.”
“Also, you’re in your early 50s... Of course, you totally respect the writers, the producer, director, but there is part of you that says, ‘I am a grown-up. I have been doing this for 30 years. I am going to listen, of course, I’m totally open to everything, but I sort of know a bit about what I’m doing now’,” quips Mel.
But, Sues muses, it is very hard to say “no” as a woman, because you’re aware it can “create a ripple”.
“I really hope for women coming up now, that the word ‘no’ can be heard as much as ‘yes’.
“Because I always think, apart from the fact that I love her, part of the reason I love working with Mel is suddenly my department doubles; we have each other. “Separately, I am my own department and there’s no one to champion me.
“The crew has the crew, the director has the whole of production, but you’re on your own and you are aware if you say no, it has this massive effect.
“And I am very, very glad that I have the best person in the world, feel when I work with Mel, to be in my department, because we have each other’s backs, absolutely.”
■ Hitmen: Reloaded continues on Wednesday at 9pm. All episodes are available now on Sky Comedy and streaming service NOW