TANKING
KIRSTIE ALLSOPP
THE Location, Location, Location presenter is becoming quite the regular in this column. This week she enraged the good people of the UK after revealing that she smashed her sons’ iPads when they broke her screen time rules. Excellent way to teach your kids the value of money there, Kirstie.
WAITROSE
THE upmarket supermarket was this week mocked over its Student Store Cupboard ‘starter kit for the fledgling cook about to fly the nest’ which features vegetable boullion powder, Aspall’s organic cider vinegar, organic Italian seasoning and tamari soya sauce. Are Super Noodles not good enough for today’s undergrads?
A NEW survey of US Facebook users discovered that 44% of those aged between 18 and 29 deleted the social media app from their phones over the past year while 42% took a break of several weeks.
DEBENHAMS
THE department store this week revealed it has called in auditing firm KPMG to help turn it around. Chairman Sir Ian Cheshire has insisted that the chain is not heading for insolvency.