If you want to hear the birds sing... make them drunk!
ANCIENT BOOK REVEALS BIZARRE TIP TO GET FEATHERED FRIENDS ON SONG
IF you can’t wait to drink in the sound of sweet birdsong this spring after a long winter in lockdown, an ancient tip has been revealed to make them sing – get them drunk!
A 317-year-old pocket book from 1704, unearthed by Hansons Auctioneers and Entitled The Experienced Fowler Or The Gentleman’s Recreation, offers pages of tips and advice to make the most of outdoor life.
But some of the ideas may shock nature experts today.
For example, to make birds sing in autumn and winter, the book advises “let them be well purged with beer by mingling the juice with water and hang fresh beer leaves in their cages”.
But the birds get off lightly compared to some of the options dished out by author ‘JS’ 300 years ago to keep vermin, insects and other wild animals in check.
Caterpillars faced a fiery death: “To destroy caterpillars, ‘make little fires in the ground of wet hay and straw, sprinkle on brimstone pitch and it will kill them.”
And flies stood no chance though their demise was more subtle. “Take hellebore, a herb and place in new milk and sprinkle in the room and the flies will either avoid the place or dye away.”
Mice and rats were seen as a major pest as the book offers plenty of advice to deal with them.
“Boil wild cucumber in a pint of water, mix oat flower and make a paste, when rats or mice eat, it will destroy them.” Alternatively, “take the brains of a weasel and mix with hogs’ feet and the scent of it will frighten them right off”.
Or, perhaps, the harshest of treatments: “Take a rat or mouse’s head, take off the skin and hang it up where they usually come from and the fright of it will terrify them and they will not come back to the place.”
There was no let off for broody hens either, an issue which sees them sitting on eggs for long periods, potentially stopping them from laying. They were tickled into submission after a cold shower! “To keep a hen from sitting, bathe her in cold water and run a small feather through her nose.”
The author ‘JS’ notes: “I hope my book will not fail to please. I humbly submit it to your perusal and candour … I have added to it the way to destroy all sorts of vermin in houses, barns and fields or such as afflicts the bodies of men.”
Charles Hanson, owner of Hansons Auctioneers, said: “The book provides a fascinating insight into rural life 300 years ago. We came across it during a house clearance in Staffordshire and it really made me smile because some of the ideas seem so outrageous today. Who would have thought there was any need to give birds beer?
“I doubt any of these ideas will feature on TV’S Springwatch any time soon!
“I also found it interesting as, with life on hold due to the pandemic, the great British public have been exploring the natural beauty on their doorstep like never before. Centuries ago, enjoying the great outdoors was one of the few recreations anyone had.
“There were no cars, planes, trains or modern tech to keep people occupied. Taking a stroll into the countryside was the main leisure pursuit for all. Our ‘new normal’ was their normality.”
The book is due to be sold in a future Hansons’ Library Auction with an estimate of £600-£800. Further entries are invited.
For a free book valuation, email Jim Spencer: jspencer@ hansonsauctioneers.co.uk