APPY THOUGHTS HOW IT WORKS

1 SIGN YOUR LIFE AWAY

Open the terms of use and privacy policies fully intending to read them, feel your eyes go spacey after the first few sentences, then just tick ‘I agree’.

2 ENTER YOUR VIN

Hook up to the infotainment system via Bluetooth, then enter the VIN number to make car and app blood brothers for life. Or until resale.

3 GO INDOORS AGAIN

Where you can remotely flash headlights, check the sunroof’s closed, prime the air-con or have your driving judged by a digital arbiter.