THE OLD GUARD (15)
★★ ★★★
CHARLIZE THERON’S latest action thriller is a wannabe franchise starter, but instead of being the extravagant exercise in gleeful mayhem promised by the outlandish concept, it delivers a curiously flat experience in a painfully pedestrian manner.
With centuries-old immortal warriors battling their way across time, this
could easily have been a storming feast of inventive comic-book violence, like 1986’s Highlander updated for the 21st century.
However, where that film featured a contest to the death for the ultimate prize, here they’re a sword-carrying band of do-gooding undercover mercenaries – a bit like TV’s The A-Team, but without the knowing sense of escapist fun.
Wanting to anchor the story firmly in the real world, the script includes kidnapped African schoolgirls, Afghanistan action, and an exploitative pharmaceutical company.
But it takes itself far too seriously and is played with the earnest and weary tone of an existential drama, as characters struggle to cope with the pain of neverending life.
Worse, the adequately staged action is formulaic and nowhere near as thrilling as Theron’s blistering fights in 2017 thriller Atomic Blonde.
Here she’s the leader of the soldiers teaching the newly immortalised KiKi Layne how to survive in a world which fears you.
As for her team, Matthias Schoenaerts is even more morose than usual, while Marwan Kenzari and Luca Marinelli are sympathetic but forgettable. However, as the villain is tragically underpowered, they’ve little reason to raise their game.
The most interesting
character is Chiwetel Ejiofor’s ex-CIA agent who commissions Theron’s team to stage a rescue.
But terrific as the British actor can be, even he struggles with the misjudged tone, which is a criminal waste of talent as he’s easily capable of delivering a performance necessary to make the material really fly.
■ On Netflix
■ Review by Christopher Hunneysett