MASTERCHEF
LET’S COOK! WED-FRI 29-31 MARCH, 8/8.30PM, BBC1
A chap who’s “tried his hand at chocolate lasagne” is one of the interesting new contestants in a fab new series of MC (and look out for a hot ex-profesh footballer called Solomon, too!). “Do Gorgonzola and apple belong with a pickled mushroom?” asks John. A good question indeed as one stressed-out young lady mistakes paella rice for risotto, and John likes the idea of chicken being cooked in half a bottle of vino. Let the eating commence (and turn to page 80 for more).