PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES

IN THE DEPP END

FRI 31 MARCH, 10.35PM, BBC1

this is the fourth (count ’em!) adventure for rum-swigging rapscallion Cap’n Jack sparrow (Johnny depp) and, this time around, he goes up against mermaids, Penélope Cruz’s shepirate and even his old dad (Keith flippin’ richards). intoxicating.