EMMERDALE

In a week where Ross’ cow-rustling scheme gets rumbled (only in Emmerdale…), there’s also drama at the shop when some young ruffian pals of Jacob’s storm in brandishing bats and wearing hoodies (aka International Uniform of the Hooligan) – and Eric gets it. Elsewhere, it looks like Emma’s big secret is about to be revealed when Arthur and Laurel try to cheer themselves up by watching some home videos (uh-oh), and chick-magnet Cain gets to know Harriet’s tonsils better.