LOVE ISLAND

ALL THE DRAMZ ON NIGHTLY, 9PM, ITV2 Needless to say, we’re already heavily glued to the island drama, and actually, they all seem like a pretty decent bunch this year (although Hayley was right about how she doesn’t use big words as she mainly uses ones beginning with “F”…) Kendall seems sweet, though, and Jack, who “sells pens”, looks like Arg. It’s week three, so they’ll all have a lovely tan by now and there might have been some rumpy-pumpy as well...