INVEST IN A STATUS lilo

Cough “basic” under your breath as you float past the peasants on their giant pink flamingo inflatable, because this summer it’s all about the MASSIVE blow-up clam-shell lilo instead (see DJ Khaled’s

I’m The One video for details). And recreating Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus mid-pool-party? Actively encouraged. Clam Pool Float, £45, Mr & Mrs Jones at Debenhams