THE COMPASS This month’s cultural ups and downs
Pointing you in the right cultural direction this month...
It’s a thing. But thanks to Smashbox’s Be Legendary Triple Tone Lipstick (£17.50), you’ll look more Marilyn Monroe than Manson.
Spotted stars accessorising with Equal Representation for Actresses badges? The campaign calls for women to get 50% screen time*. We’re with you!
Remember watching horror movies at sleepovers and losing control of your bladder? Well, those films are back. It, Flatliners and Annabelle† have all had an update. Pass the Tena Ladies.
As festival season ends, you still struggle to find your fluoro tent. No bother. The Boutique Camping Tent Finder app uses GPS to locate it. Saves sleeping in a tree.
It’s in your Sunday brunch Buck’s Fizz, and now it’s in your morning rinse... Vitaclean’s vitamin C-filtered shower head (£59.99) soaks you with nutrients. Pulp not included.
We love Marge, but we’re not into channelling her skintone. Fans of the yellow blusher trend may disagree, but liver failure isn’t our beauty inspo.
Nakefit’s adhesive pads grip to the bottom of your feet, so you can go flip-flop-less. Creepy-looking. And what happens when they peel (read: sweat) off?
EMOTIONAL SNIFFER DOGS
When you start getting over your ex and they message you after months of silence. It’s like they can sense your newfound happiness. Can you not?
That’ll be romper suits for men, then. The current trend making us inwardly shudder the most…
Anybody wanna buy some likes? Head to Russia where vending machines in shopping centres are offering 100 Instagram thumbs-up for just 69p. Oh, the dishonesty.