THE COM­PASS This month’s cul­tural ups and downs

Point­ing you in the right cul­tural di­rec­tion this month...

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OM­BRE LIPS

It’s a thing. But thanks to Smash­box’s Be Le­gendary Triple Tone Lip­stick (£17.50), you’ll look more Mar­i­lyn Mon­roe than Man­son.

REEL EQUAL

Spot­ted stars ac­ces­soris­ing with Equal Rep­re­sen­ta­tion for Ac­tresses badges? The cam­paign calls for women to get 50% screen time*. We’re with you!

HOR­ROR RE­BOOTS

Re­mem­ber watch­ing hor­ror movies at sleep­overs and los­ing con­trol of your blad­der? Well, those films are back. It, Flat­lin­ers and Annabelle† have all had an up­date. Pass the Tena Ladies.

FES­TI­VAL SOS

As fes­ti­val sea­son ends, you still strug­gle to find your flu­oro tent. No bother. The Bou­tique Camp­ing Tent Finder app uses GPS to lo­cate it. Saves sleep­ing in a tree.

OJ SHOW­ERS

It’s in your Sun­day brunch Buck’s Fizz, and now it’s in your morn­ing rinse... Vi­ta­clean’s vi­ta­min C-fil­tered shower head (£59.99) soaks you with nu­tri­ents. Pulp not in­cluded.

SIMP­SONS FACE

We love Marge, but we’re not into chan­nelling her skin­tone. Fans of the yel­low blusher trend may dis­agree, but liver fail­ure isn’t our beauty in­spo.

SOLE SHOES

Nak­e­fit’s ad­he­sive pads grip to the bot­tom of your feet, so you can go flip-flop-less. Creepy-look­ing. And what hap­pens when they peel (read: sweat) off?

EMO­TIONAL SNIF­FER DOGS

When you start get­ting over your ex and they mes­sage you af­ter months of si­lence. It’s like they can sense your new­found happiness. Can you not?

MOMPERSUITS

That’ll be romper suits for men, then. The cur­rent trend mak­ing us in­wardly shud­der the most…

POP­U­LAR­ITY ON-DE­MAND

Any­body wanna buy some likes? Head to Rus­sia where vend­ing ma­chines in shop­ping cen­tres are of­fer­ing 100 In­sta­gram thumbs-up for just 69p. Oh, the dis­hon­esty.

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