LIGHT RELIEF

I was walking home after a heavy night, and desperate for a pee. I found myself in an alleyway and squatted down to start doing my business. Suddenly, light fell all around me and I realised it wasn’t an alleyway at all, it was someone’s driveway, and my bare arse was being lit up by a set of car headlights. To whoever was driving: I’m sorry... REBECCA*, 23, JOURNALIST, CAMBRIDGE