Cactus water

WHAT IT MEANS The juice extracted from cactus fruit, aka the new maple water. (Passed you by? It’s OK – you didn’t miss much.) It’s claimed to be packed with betalains – types of antioxidant that keep the skin looking young.

BLUFF IT “Livid. Ocado have substituted my cactus water for coconut water. What is this, 2014?”