WORST DATES EVER Making her mum pay the bill? Priceless

Hey, we’ve all been there…

We’d been dating for a couple of months when he offered to take me and my mum out for dinner – at Pizza Hut. When his card was declined, he turned to my mum and said,“Can you just pay?” LIZ, 27

An ex-colleague suggested we spend our first date watching TV at his place,“wrapped up in bed”. Nope. VIOLA, 33

Over dinner, my date repeatedly told me about his Lord Of The Rings fetish, before inviting me “back to Mordor” to “try out his elf ears”. EMMA, 28

On our first date, he rented out the basement of a restaurant and filled it with candles. He insisted on feeding me with his fork and asked how Cherryl was (my mother – they’d never met). I legged it at the end of the night – and he chased my taxi down the street. ALICE, 28

AFTER A FEW WEEKS OF DATING, HE TOLD ME, “IT’S WEIRD, I’VE GOT A THING FOR REDHEADS, LIKE YOU, BUT I JUST DON’T THINK I COULD HAVE KIDS WITH ONE. IT’D BE TOO HARD TO LOVE A GINGER AS MY OWN.” RACHEL, 26

He apologised for checking his texts, which I thought was cute. That is, until he told me he was waiting for his gran to check in ahead of his wakeup call the next morning. Apparently she phoned every day to wake him up. SUZY, 37

He turned up to our first (and last) date with several tabs of acid and said we should “expand our minds together”.

HONEY, 26

The morning after we first slept together, he said,“Thanks for the great sex! Sorry to cut it short, but I need to get home to FaceTime my girlfriend.” Then he left.

HELENA, 27