Worst dates ever!
Hey, we’ve all been there...
Halfway through our food, he asked me for some tweezers. I handed them over and, when he came back from the bathroom, asked what he needed them for. His reply? “I missed a few hairs down there.”
CLARE, 28
We were in my house and a shelf fell on my head, nearly knocking me out. He just carried on watching TV.
GABBY, 19
We went to a mini-golf course and I was so bad she picked up the ball and put it in the hole for me. Then we went for nachos and I spoke about my ex for most of the evening. Definitely the worst date ever and definitely my fault.
GRACE, 22
She seemed chilled on her dating profile, but when I rocked up in Vans and jeans she said, “Oh my god, I’d never dress like that on a date. What were you thinking?”
VIOLET,* 30
I paid for my cinema ticket and he told the employee, “You gotta make them pay for their own sh*t.”
GARDENIA, 22
While walking round a graveyard, he turned to me and asked, “What’s the most traumatic thing that’s ever happened to you?” before describing in detail the time he’d burnt his whole body at a bonfire. Then he told me he was a horrible boyfriend and cheated on all his exes.
HERMIONE, 21
We were in his car and the police pulled him over. He said, “I’m just going to put this in your bag; I can’t go to prison again.” He was stopped for speeding (and took it out right after) so I still have no clue what it was.
MARIE-CLAIRE, 23
On our first date, she told me about this awful guy she’d dated who sounded really familiar. Turned out we’d both slept with him.
AISHA,* 30