Which plant child should you adopt?

Want to be a plant parent but don’t know where to start? We’ve got you…

Your Uber is here. Where are you? a. In the shower. b. Getting changed, with one eye on my phone. c. Ready to go – I just got the notification. d. Shouting at my gang to hurry up – I’m already chatting to the driver.

What’s your plan for your next stint of annual leave? a. I’m off tomorrow. But haven’t booked it yet… b. A week off next month, which I’ll spend… chilling? c. A UK staycay with my best friends, which we booked last month. d. A pre-planned tour through seven Asian countries – don’t worry, I have full insurance.

How much sunlight do you get in your pad? a. Erm, none. b. I have a window…? c. More than enough. d. Good exposure in the south and east corners.

Your friend asks you to dog-sit for the weekend. How do you prepare? a. I don’t – she’s dropping off the dog, I think? b. I don’t believe there’s any chocolate or nails lying around. c. I stocked up on some dog food and a lead. d. I ordered dog-proofing accessories and vegan chew toys before she’d finalised her travel plans.

Where is your phone right now? a. IDK, or I’d be on it. b. If I grope around a three-foot radius, I’m sure I’ll find it. c. It’s next to me, on the table. d. Tucked neatly into my tote’s designated phone pocket, of course.