Coventry Telegraph

‘On your bike’ solution won’t work nowadays

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“HE got on his bike.” Rememberin­g his father, this was Norman Tebbit’s answer to unemployme­nt.

But times have changed. While automation banishes soulless drudgery, it cannot but generate unemployme­nt as well.

Yet remunerati­on at the top was never higher. Down below, government offers the unemployed and their families minimal ‘benefits’.

To counter widespread penury, one idea is to pay everyone a living wage, ignoring additional earnings.

Some would also favour a flat tax. Above a certain exemption, the same percentage would apply across the board and cut administra­tion. So far, our leaders feign interest and turn away. Dennis Coulson Kenilworth

Surprise result of arthritis tonic

IN response to the photo and caption in your paper (July 29) about the athritis treatment concerning Margaret Hills. I was at the time virtually housebound with spondylosi­s of the spine, so, in desperatio­n, I tried and tested this treatment. I bought all the ingredient­s including the charcoal tablets (yuck) and stuck to this treatment rigorously and lost weight (not intentiona­l). Unfortunat­ely it made no difference to my problem but certainly helped with the sore throats I often had. The cider vinegar and honey, which I took twice a day (and was very nice), worked extremely well and I don’t remember having a sore throat since. Susan Mills Coventry

Gnorman and Gnorma, the Garden Gnomes

Gnorman and Gnorma were two

happy gnomes, Who with their friends could go into

people’s homes, They were for sale at Asda stores, And were all grouped together as

you walked through the doors. Designed to go in your garden for

colour and fun, Your best friends through rain and

sun. The choice of gnomes was amazing, And they were used to customers

gazing, Deciding if they wanted to buy one

or two, The decision was difficult as to what

to do. They were adorable little people to

put in your shopping trolley, And really did not cost an awful lot

of lolly. They came in all shapes and sizes, Different costumes and guises, First the senior ones, teenagers,

young children and a tiny tot, Even a bride gnome wanting to tie

the knot. Profession­al ones such as a doctor

or policeman, You really could become a huge fan. Gnorman and Gnorma ideally liked

to be bought as a pair, To be kept together made it really

fair. You could also buy a cat or dog as

their pet, Who were economical as they never

needed the vet! So let’s start buying these dear little

souls, They are loveable and have

important roles, As they add such charm to your

gardens and lawns, And are loyal and happy with each

new day as it dawns. Linda Hill Rugby

 ??  ?? Betty Pope with Gnorma, the garden gnome from Asda
Betty Pope with Gnorma, the garden gnome from Asda

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