Acts of Cycling Stupidity
An old joke:
Some aliens arrived on Earth, and were keen to investigate cycling. They opened up the head of a road racer. It was full of wires, flashing lights, microchips and circuit boards. They decided that was too complicated, and looked for something simpler to start their investigation.
So they opened up the head of a time triallist. There was only a single thin wire from one side of his skull to the other. Curious, they snipped the wire in half.
The time triallist’s ears fell off.
One track mind: the time triallist