BAYWATCH

babe Pamela Anderson has spoken at the Oxford Union about the evils of porn. As one of the first to acquire notoriety following the theft of a sex tape she’s well qualified. But here’s a poignant detail. The sex tape starring Pammie and her then husband Tommy Lee was filmed on VHS. Face it, if your sex tape’s an actual tape rather than a digital download it’s a sign (along with wearing reading glasses round your neck on a chain) that you’re getting old.