Big Rheady’s guide to Lincoln heroes...

PAUL FARMAN Top bloke, a Geordie. You can’t understand what he says. Good goalkeeper, he should be playing higher.

BRADLEY WOOD Absolute animal. Tackles people in training, really physical.

LUKE WATERFALL and SEAN RAGGETT Massive. They have their heads in the clouds half the time, but have both been superb.

SAM HABERGHAM The ultimate professional. When we’re celebrating, he’s busy stretching.

NATHAN ARNOLD He sorts the lads’ hair out. Great player who has scored a lot of goals at this level.

ALEX WOODYARD Probably the most underrated lad in the team. He works tirelessly. Good on the ball. He could play higher.

ALAN POWER Irish lad. I can’t understand him either, it’s more hand signals with him. He’s my roomy and he does the coffees and teas and runs the bath.

TERRY HAWKRIDGE Probably the best technical player in our league. Loves football. When the gaffer is trying to do a team-talk, he’s running around with the ball at his feet like a little kid.

JACK MULDOON A running machine. All he ever talks about is his mate – Jake Quickenden from X-Factor. He will tell you about that all day long.

MATTHEW RHEAD Me? A big slogger. ON TIPTOE: Joey Barton and Rhead go head to head