TODAY’S CHOICE

DRILLBIT TAYLOR

Sky Cinema Comedy, 4.05pm

When you get bullied on your first day at high school, you’ve apparently got two choices – toughen up or employ yourself a private bodyguard.

When Ryan and Wade realise that school is going to be tough, they pool their money together with friends to hire Drillbit Taylor – a cheap form of security.

It turns out that Taylor is not quite the hardman his ad makes him out to be, in fact he’s just a homeless guy who plans to con the boys out of some cash.

However, a love interest changes Taylor’s outlook and he soon proves rather helpful to the struggling teens.

Comedy, starring Owen Wilson and Leslie Mann.