Be honest, how youthful are my earlobes looking?

KRIS JENNER, mother of Kim Kardashian, has had surgery to fix her saggy earlobes. Earlobes forsooth? Is this yet another bit of the body which women must nip and tuck? Until now my earlobes have never been an area of concern. Apart from having them pierced when I was 19 they’ve been pretty much left to their own devices, hanging undisturbed at either side of my head. Perhaps I should have spent more time maintaining their youthful perkiness. Perhaps the pre-Amal George Clooney once thought about chatting me up but took one look at my earlobes and walked away. Noooooo. In the interests of comparing my earlobes with other people’s I’ve started looking at strangers’ ears compulsively and, let me tell you, there are some very weird ones. Don’t go there. You’ll regret it if you do.