top 40 signs that you are over the hill

1. Forgetting names

2. Losing hair

3. Moaning about ailments

4. Groaning when you bend down

5. Not knowing any songs in the Top 10

6. Misplacing your glasses/ handbag/car keys 7. Getting hairier ears, eyebrows etc.

8. Saying ‘in my day’

9. Finding it hard to sit cross-legged

10. Hating noisy pubs

11. Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort

12. Falling asleep in front of the TV

13. Thinking that policemen look young

14. Needing an afternoon nap

15. Feeling tired when you wake

16. Struggling to use technology

17. Having no idea what young people are saying

18. Having colleagues who don’t know what a cassette tape is

19. Complaining about rubbish on TV

20. Comparing illnesses with friends

21. Not knowing names of modern

22. children’ Consider bands cruise going on a ‘no

23. Knowing your alcohol limit

24. Never going out without your coat

25. Putting everyday items in the wrong place 26. Moving from Radio 1 to 2

27. Driving very slowly

28. Struggling to lose weight

29. Only using a smartphone to make calls

30. Saying, ‘I’m gasping for a cup of tea’

31. Spending more on anti-ageing products

32. Falling asleep after a glass of wine

33. Telling people exactly what you are thinking

34. You like being asked for ID

35. Paying by cash or cheque instead of a card

36. Being told off for politically incorrect opinions

37. Preferring a night in with a board game to a night on the town

38. Struggling to think of anything worse than going to a popular music festival 39. Joining the National Trust

40. Drinking sherry