Egg-on-idiot-faces for the Marxist Lefties
JOHN McDonnell’s plan to send Jeremy Corbyn in a cab to the Palace and demand that the Queen puts the country in his hands is quite simply beyond farce. First, she’s not there. She’s in Balmoral for the summer. You’d think even someone as rabidly antiroyal as McDonnell and Corbyn would know that.
Second, two-bob politicians like these clowns don’t get to demand an audience with Her Maj.
Third, if Corbyn tried to force his way into seeing her (hard to imagine him forcing his way out of a paper bag), there’d be a posse of armed guards to show him that little plan wasn’t a goer.
Four, what McDonnell is talking about is in effect a coup and unless he’s planning to arm Momentum with some secret cache of AK-47s (yes, yes I know they’d like that) to take back control, it ain’t going to happen.
Five, the Queen isn’t going to be told what to do by a bunch of Marxist Lefties stupid enough to imagine that what they want matters. And she sure as hell won’t be sending the Army round to evict Boris from Number 10 as no monarch has sacked a PM since 1834.
But even if she wanted to intervene – which she doesn’t – our idiot politicians who rushed through the Fixed Term Parliament Act in 2011 have made it impossible. Because in the ludicrously short debate to pass the Act they forgot one very important thing – to include the Queen. And even when they were reminded that they were robbing her of her constitutional role by Jacob ReesMogg and the current Attorney General, Geoffrey Cox, they ignored it. So egg-on-idiot-faces all round. But for McDonnell to imagine
what he suggests is even possible shows how these idiots think and what kind of leaders they’d make.
If they don’t like something – stage a coup. If they disagree with what someone says – have them forcibly removed from office. It also shows they don’t give a flying-you-knowwhat about the British people – the people they keep claiming they want to save.
They know a no confidence vote would plunge Parliament – and us – into chaos but they say they’ll do it anyway.
They’re making noises about joining forces with Nicola Sturgeon which would destroy the union. And they must surely know that voters in Labour’s heartlands would never vote for them again if they stop Brexit – which is the plan.
And they’re so thick they just don’t see that Corbyn, who according to polls is the worst Labour leader ever, is a busted flush and that people are abandoning the party in tens of thousands.
ALL of which is great for Boris, who is currently playing a blinder. He’s telling Remainers even if they pass A VOTE of no confidence, he’s going nowhere. He’s facing down the EU and making sure they realise the threat of a No Deal and no £39billion isn’t just a threat. He’s deadly serious.
He’s put a rocket up the civil service who were working flat out – aided by May and Hammond – to wreck Brexit. And he’s spending billions to make sure we’re ready and able for a No Deal. More importantly his enthusiasm, his determination and his fearlessness in trying to make Brexit happen has given many of us hope and confidence that we’ll soon be free of the bullying, protectionist cartel that is the EU.
I think he’ll get a deal because the EU can see he’s not mucking around. And if we don’t – that’s on them. We tried!
CAROLYN Woods, 54, handed over her £800,000 life savings to boyfriend and conman Mark Acklom who told her he was a millionaire Swiss banker and an MI6 spy.
And while I have some sympathy for Carolyn, I don’t have much because there’s no excuse for her gullibility. Why would a multimillionaire banker need her money? If he’d been a spy, he wouldn’t have told her. And the least you can do when handing over every penny you possess to some bloke who’s 20 years younger is check him out. Had Carolyn done this, she’d know Acklom, who’s been jailed, was a career criminal.
I get that lonely people are vulnerable and can fall madly, crazily in love. So, by all means ladies hand over your heart – but never, ever your cash!