She’s stuck in Wayne’s world

COLEEN ROONEY is fighting a losing battle with her irresponsible dope of a husband Wayne. He’s 33 yet still behaves like a teenage delinquent. I’ve lost count of the ultimatums she’s issued that the gambling, the drinking, the partying and the womanising have to stop.

Like the buffoon he is, Wayne promises to be a good boy then, as soon as her back’s turned, he does some or all of the above. His latest fall from grace was being spotted with two girls on a boozy night out in Vancouver.

Coleen’s got a decision to make. He’s never going to change. He’s a human accident waiting to happen. But he does bring in a shed-load of cash.

So she either stops with the ultimatums and just accepts she’s married to a filthy rich idiot whose money lets her go on holiday 20 times a year.

Or she leaves him and looks for a man who deserves her. If there’s a change to be made, she’s going to have to make it, because her husband has proved he’s incapable of it.