Jonathan Cainer

This week takes us into the Dark of the Moon, a time when people often become more sensitive and receptive to the voice of their own intuition. We can all expect to develop ways to understand our current situation and see positive prospects for 2016. The New Moon, at the end of the week, is especially auspicious. It forms a harmonious alignment with the opposition between Mars and Uranus. It’s not just a week for new ideas and inspiring insights; it’s a time when action can be taken and constructive new plans can be set in motion.

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20

We can all enjoy giving ourselves a good scare at the funfair or the cinema but there’s a big difference between beginning to believe that we have a real reason to feel apprehensive and entering into a makebelieve world where things appear to be unnerving. Or is there? Perhaps the only difference is in the extent to which we take our fear seriously. You really can stand back from whatever is worrying you this week and rise above it. Just by doing that, you will start to win whenever you think you are losing. NEW! Your forecast for 2016 is ready! Just give me four minutes and I’ll give you the keys to a great year. Call 0906 751 5601.

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21

Quite often, the last thing we want is dramatic change. Even when this could be change for the better, the prospect seems unsettling. What if we can’t adapt? What if a new situation is ideal in theory but in practice it is awkward? None of us like to find ourselves in positions from which we cannot retreat. So you will be glad and happy to hear that this week is due to be comparatively uneventful. Your life won’t turn upside down in a bad way – or a good way! Expect the kind of peace that gives rise to prosperity. NEW! Your four-minute forecast for 2016. It’s going to be a much better year than you think. Find out why. Call 0906 751 5602.

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22

Perhaps we should be glad of all the drama on TV. It captures our imaginations and prevents us from having to create exciting stories with which to amuse ourselves. At least, if our minds are busy digesting those stories, we can’t start imagining enemies or anticipating unlikely challenges in our daily lives. Or can we? Might you now be conjuring a questionable interpretation of an ordinary event? This week, what looks as if it could be a problem turns out to be the seed of a source of great satisfaction. NEW! Your forecast for 2016 is ready! Just give me four minutes and I’ll give you the keys to a great year. Call 0906 751 5603.

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23

How hard must you work this week? What great effort do you need to go to? What significant sacrifice is expected of you? You may be delighted and surprised to discover that a situation is neither difficult nor demanding, as you had started to fear. Just because you’ve been steeling yourself for trouble, it does not follow that trouble is heading your way. You may indeed have to go the extra mile and push yourself further than usual this week, but you will soon discover that it is all in a joyously rewarding cause. NEW! Your four-minute forecast for 2016. It’s going to be a much better year than you think. Find out why. Call 0906 751 5604.

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23

Christmas is coming, if you believe in Christmas, or if it means something to you, or if it awakens memories that you can’t beat back. Even if you sympathise with those who wonder what all the fuss is about, a part of you, this week, is naturally starting to feel festive. You can hardly suppress an urge to celebrate, to be playful and to seek old-fashioned fun – if only to contrast with the pressure that you’ve been under lately. You are about to discover that joy is a perfectly legitimate and attainable pursuit. NEW! Your forecast for 2016 is ready! Just give me four minutes and I’ll give you the keys to a great year. Call 0906 751 5605.

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23

Does everything have to make sense? Must it all add up? Is there really an obligation on us all to be rational? Where, under such a rigid requirement, is there room for spontaneity, invention, creativity, fun? Don’t those things matter too? Isn’t there a risk that, if we forcefully replace all magic with logic, we may lose far more than we could ever hope to gain? You can’t fully explain why you feel hopeful about a particular situation this week. That doesn’t mean you’re wrong. Your hopes will be fulfilled. What else matters? NEW! Your four- minute forecast for 2016. It’s going to be a much better year than you think. Find out why. Call 0906 751 5606.

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23

Look over there in the distance. You see that happy place, where the dappled sunlight falls through the leaves of a cosy clearing in a friendly forest, and the happy folk sit around sharing moments of magic with each other? How innocent, heartwarming and problem-free. Is that a glimpse of your future? Well, it could be. But to become a part of it, you must let it become a part of you. That means evicting negative expectations and pointless regrets and making more room in your life, this week, for visions of positive possibility. NEW! Your forecast for 2016 is ready! Just give me four minutes and I’ll give you the keys to a great year. Call 0906 751 5607.

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22

Some folk say you’re too sensitive. Are they right? You may be easily hurt but is this not indicative of a perceptive personality? You see beyond the obvious. Sometimes this means you find hidden problems and sometimes it means you identify opportunities which might not be quite so immediately obvious to everyone else. This week, your ability to see the significance in something subtle but crucial works fully in your favour. It puts you at a distinct material and social advantage, as you will soon see. NEW! Your four-minute forecast for 2016. It’s going to be a much better year than you think. Find out why. Call 0906 751 5608.

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21

There’s no such thing as a perfect plan. Everything and everyone can be criticised – no matter how hard we may try to get it right, there will always be something we got a little wrong. Even if our effort was faultless, it can still be faulted for failing to reflect human frailty! Does that mean you might as well give up this week? No! It just means you might as well give up worrying. You are where you are now, because this is the only place from which you can get to where you need to be next. You’ll like it when you get there. NEW! Your forecast for 2016 is ready! Just give me four minutes and I’ll give you the keys to a great year. Call 0906 751 5609.

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20

Can you have what you want? Not if what you want is something that you can’t have. Unless, that is, what you really want is to be told that you can’t have it. That may sound like a perverse aspiration. But as many psychologists have noticed, people can develop a taste for frustration and aggravation. We can get into such a habit of feeling fed up, that we feel incomplete if we aren’t experiencing this. You’re not suffering from such a syndrome? Then prove it. Reach, this week, for what you actually can have! NEW! Your four-minute forecast for 2016. It’s going to be a much better year than you think. Find out why. Call 0906 751 5610.

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19

It seems you must work very hard this week. You have so much to do. Are you in danger of pushing yourself too far? Well, there is always that risk – but do we not put ourselves in an even more precarious position when we give up on our dreams and cut ourselves so much slack that we hang limp like rag dolls, when we should be dancing gaily to the tune of the great cosmic puppeteer? At least you’ve got a sense of spirit now, and at least you know what it is that you want to do and why. You may yet be surprisingly successful. NEW! Your forecast for 2016 is ready! Just give me four minutes and I’ll give you the keys to a great year. Call 0906 751 5611.

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20

If I tell you that the heavens intend to smile on you this week, will I raise unrealistic hopes? Will you become resentful if there’s no sign of your celestial bonus? Of course, you won’t. You aren’t the kind of person who thinks like that and I’m not the kind of astrologer who makes a prediction that isn’t based on reliable cosmic data! An auspicious alignment implies an almost enviable ability to obtain an important objective, as long as you focus your thoughts on constructive plans, not pointless regrets. NEW! Your four-minute forecast for 2016. It’s going to be a much better year than you think. Find out why. Call 0906 751 5612.

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