THE WEEK AHEAD WITH Caıner Oscar

Uranus – the Great Awakener, planet of rebellion, surprise and independence – is turning retrograde. Social change and the overturning of tradition become a likelihood. It’s a moment when change is likely to come to a head for many of us. It is not to be feared. As Mercury first trines Uranus and then moves into Virgo, there’s a suggestion that the powers of greater good can be served, even though the purpose may, at first, be hidden.

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20

What’s on your shopping list this week? There are your usual staples, your vegetables and grains, but don’t you need to make a stop at the furniture store as well? Don’t you need to get your mattress re-sprung? This isn’t meant to worry you into losing sleep about the state of your bed. But there is a sense that something is due to come back to earth with a bump. I’m just suggesting that you need to rethink your current philosophy. If you position your mattress just right, you can bring about a bounce in the right direction.

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Taurus Apr 21 - May 21

According to archaeologists, there were no humans on Earth during the age of the dinosaurs. Our ancestors never had to cower in a cave while a Tyrannosaurus rex came stomping by. Even so, we all seem to suffer from an innate, almost primeval fear of big scary monsters. When there aren’t any, we invent them and we are often prone to see small problems as huge threats. Jonathan’s words are appropriate for you this week: ‘No matter what is worrying you now, it really isn’t going to eat you alive – unless you let it!’

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Gemini May 22 - Jun 22

The key to survival is adaptability, and few adapt as well as a Gemini. Where others see a tree blocking the road, you see a chance to live out your lumberjack fantasies! This week is no different. Your creative side can come to the fore as you tackle the situations that lie ahead of you. Your sense of playful ingenuity will see you through whatever tests come your way. All sorts of unlikely accords will be created in your mission to deliver. No matter how the chips fall this week, think on your feet and you’ll find room to manoeuvre.

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Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23

Is it a breakthrough or is it a breakdown? When the tension snaps it can often go more than one way. Like the pulling of a Christmas cracker, it can be difficult to know whether you’ll end up with a prize and a funny story or a charred bit of cardboard. But unlike a cracker, often the only person we’re really competing with is ourselves. When we feel like we’ve lost, when we think we’ve been given a raw deal, perhaps we are just looking at the wrong hand. Look at the bigger picture this week; you’re moving in the right direction.

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Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23

How does positivity turn into petulance? What makes the theatrical side of you prone to tantrums? Perhaps it’s because big hearts care so much. Physics states that energy cannot be destroyed, only converted. The same could be said of emotion. If we live a life full of hope and joy, when these are thwarted they can easily become anger and pain. But this shouldn’t resign you to accept difficulties. The very fact that your heart can turn sour proves that it can be sweetened again. This week, stir in a little sugar for your soul.

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Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23

Your ruler enters your sign this week – and not a moment too soon! All sorts of developments could do with your help. There was much afoot already and events this week will, I’m afraid, make your ‘ to do’ list grow instead of shrink. But rather than sigh with exasperation, consider this: life is the accumulation of tasks and responsibilities. We only truly have nothing on the agenda when we see our time coming to an end! You’ll soon start to feel at your most capable, so be grateful for the opportunity to fix so many issues.

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Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23

When we stop making new discoveries, our lives become a little sad. There may be something safe about a world in which there are no surprises, but even the most conservative characters appreciate some excitement from time to time. As Uranus turns retrograde in your opposite sign this week, can you now look on a challenge as if it were an opportunity? Can you fight back the part of you that wants to say, ‘Oh no’, and summon instead a voice that says, ‘Oh yes!’ Try to enjoy the uncertainty. That will help in so many ways.

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Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22

Sometimes life can take an unexpected turn. One minute everything is proceeding as normal; if not exactly going to plan, then at least taking logical steps when an event occurs that throws everything into question. Whilst I’m not suggesting that you’ll wake up one morning to find yourself building schools in foreign lands, you may end the week with a rather different perspective than you started it. The vision of how you see your role in the challenges ahead will change. But it’s up to you to define the tint of your spectacles.

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Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21

Some creative acts are instantly rewarding. We come up with an idea, we implement it and we gain immediate satisfaction. Others take longer to come to fruition. Of course, the more effort we have to put into chasing a dream, the more fulfilling it is to make it a reality. But that’s little comfort when we doubt if we’ll ever find success. As Uranus turns retrograde it’s important to ask: ‘Am I now being creative? Or am I pursuing an emotional goal? Is it both?’ Whatever it is, a breakthrough may be nearer than you realise.

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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20

There are several factors in your life at the moment that you feel are indispensable. They are the supporting walls of your home base, the foundations of your strength and certainty. What would you do if these were challenged this week? It could make you uncomfortable. It may alter some of the key perspectives that inform your decisions. But you’re stronger than you realise and anything less than an earthquake is unlikely to shake you. The Richter scale can go as high as it likes, your position will only be more powerful and steadfast.

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Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19

Some people know the price of everything and the value of nothing. And some know only the opposite! And there are some who know exactly what to dispense with, how to replace it and where to get the best possible deal in the process. This week there are likely to be some readjustments to take care of. A situation has reached the point of no return and something has got to give. Luckily this is a scenario in which you have much to offer. Be ready this week, if not for action, then at least to be a part of the plan.

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Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20

Are people who have an iPhone 6S happier than those with an iPhone 6? Is there any relationship between quality of life and quality of device? Of course not! But when people feel proud of something that they own, they experience a kind of glow. That’s why, if we seek emotional stability, we are wiser not to take pride in our possessions but in what we keep in our own hearts! Jonathan’s words are a perfect fit for the influences you face this week: ‘Life will soon offer you an inner upgrade. To install this, just be more inspired and less reactive.’

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