SECRETS AND PIES (UNWANTED)

I’m always mystified how Kathy thinks she’s harbouring a secret when she all but has ‘it was me wot dunnit’ tattooed into her permanent frown. Still, that’s to be expected from a woman who came back from the dead (I mean… got the chance of a hefty rescue pay cheque). But will her affair with Buster (pictured, with Kathy) be discovered when the police view the security tapes? Ian’s seen her with an unidentified man (isn’t everyone unidentified on Walford’s CCTV?) but has Jane guessed the truth? Or is Ian right to suspect Grant? The tedious drugszzz storyline drags on (please make it go away!), with Honey turning to Roxy for help and showing her Jay’s drugs to try to back up her suspicions. But will Honey discover the real truth, or will she be too busy engaging in retail therapy to add to her ever increasing batch of ridiculous hair attire to notice what’s really going on? Anyway, her shocking realisation is about to send those grips into a follicled frenzy, so everyone should take cover. Now, here’s a storyline and a half: the Carters arrive for dinner at Sonia’s (I know, don’t hold your breath). Martin tells Tina off for leaving Sonia with all the heavy work, then everyone decides to go to the Vic for a drink. But is Sonia’s big secret about to be revealed (no, not that she never could, and never would be able to play the trumpet)? In other news, Jane has an idea to help Ian offload unwanted food from Beales. Aren’t they already serving it?