THE WEEK AHEAD WITH Caıner Oscar

This week the headline news is the conjunction between Mars and Saturn, but there are several other stories to report on. Jupiter bookends the week with a couple of conjunctions, and the Sun moves into Virgo. But it’s the Mars activity that will form the basis of ‘water cooler’ talk. The red planet makes a Saturnian connection, before squaring Neptune. With a little determination you can embark on an inspiring new start.

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20

Some people like to experience a little pain. Perhaps this is why they deliberately make their lives more difficult than they need to – creating problems that could be avoided or getting caught in unnecessary conflicts. Do you have a secret desire to experience such discomfort? Well, if you’re sure that you don’t, I’ve got good news for you from the cosmos. It’s time to put current frustrations behind you and set your passion to good use. Saturn and Neptune’s influences this week can be used to drive a new agenda. There’s no need to put up with discomfort. Curious to know more? There is heart-warming news in your latest, in-depth, four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5601.

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21

According to Shakespeare, jealousy is a green-eyed monster. But people used the colour green to describe this feeling long before he coined the phrase. Its roots may lie with the ancient Greeks, who believed jealously came from bile giving the skin a yellow-green pallor. But I’m not about to prescribe you a course of leeches! Nor suggest your week will be full of resentment. The colour that springs to mind is red. New passions are available to replace old frustrations. And instead of envying from afar, you can share in an exciting joint undertaking. Live your life to the full. There is helpful advice and pleasing news in your latest fourminute forecast. Call 0906 751 5602.

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22

Perhaps you’re familiar with the term motormouth? This week you might be! When someone’s words fall out faster than Usain Bolt on roller skates, they’re often considered nervous. But when you get a little excitable, it’s usually thanks to an abundance of ideas. This week, your thinking cap will be firmly screwed on, and light bulbs will keep popping up above your head. Of course, ideas and Geminis are hardly strange bedfellows; an active mind is your calling card. But this week, you can access wisdom that makes you especially worth listening to. Success is a matter of attitude. And timing. Get help with both in your fourminute forecast. Change everything. Call 0906 751 5603.

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23

You’ll be happy to hear that, this week, life does not require you to wrestle a crocodile or parachute from a plane. You can undertake such challenges if you wish, but they are not a necessity. You simply have to pit yourself against a problem that seems almost as scary but which is more psychological than physical. As Saturn and Mars conjunct this week and the Moon pays a brief visit to Uranus, it’s possible you’ll have to do something you don’t really want to, and smile as you do it. Yet your chances of success are surprisingly high and worth the effort. You’ve got so much to look forward to. Find the inspiration you need in your latest four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5604.

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23

It’s time to take your creative side seriously. I shouldn’t need to remind you of your talents and of how gifted you can consider yourself. But therein lies an issue – some of your strengths seem to come so naturally that you hardly feel the need to push yourself. But strength comes from muscle and muscles need to be exercised. Or they waste away. You have a chance, this week, to be more than you currently are. You can put your passions to work and channel your expressive nature into real progress. Use the fire in your heart as fuel for your endeavour. Don’t fear the future. Understand it, embrace it – even change it if you wish. Learn how in your latest forecast. Call 0906 751 5605.

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23

We live in an information age. Once, if we needed to know something, we had to visit libraries and trawl through encyclopedias. Now we just type into a search engine. But even if we are able to access the sum total of human knowledge at the click of a mouse, there’s a difference between theory and practice. As Mercury conjuncts Jupiter this week, you can start to ‘ think big’ in a way that seemed unrealistic not so long ago. And as the Sun moves into your sign, you can start to divine the method that turns a mere possibility into a distinct probability. Auspicious alignments suggest good times must come soon. Learn more in your latest in-depth forecast. Call 0906 751 5606.

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23

What is anger? It’s frustration with events that seem somehow unfair. It may be, though, that our sense of unfairness is warped, that our ideas are coloured by personal desire. Yet even when we become angry because we want something unattainable, it often stems from a feeling that we somehow deserve it. This week, there are things you won’t get that you feel you’re owed, and there are bounties you’ll receive based on luck as much as merit. With the right attitude you can start a conversation that makes getting what you want a more realistic proposition. Knowledge is power. Find out how to take full advantage of your astrological assets in your latest forecast. Call 0906 751 5607.

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22

‘I feel so good I’m gonna break somebody’s heart tonight!’ sings Richard Thompson in a song about how incredible it feels to be young, free and released from prison. It raises the question: is it only once we’ve spent time ‘inside’ that we can truly appreciate the opportunities we usually take for granted? Lately you may have felt, if not trapped, then stuck, revisiting issues that you’d really rather were put to bed. This week you can finally draw a line under this. No matter the challenges you face in moving on, remind yourself how good it is to feel free to do so. Nothing is hopeless. If you want good news, call now for your latest, in-depth four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5608.

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21

In America the concept of freedom is sacrosanct – a principle held in higher esteem than safety and order. To the rest of the world, it feels as if this skews the values of a great and complex nation, but it’s important to understand where this ideal emanates. America is largely a land of immigrants, many of whom fled persecution or sought opportunities unavailable in the class structures of Europe. Through struggle, this was the identity that shaped a nation. This week your own inner strength will be decisive in forging a path forward. What’s in the sky for you? Helpful planetary alignments! There is good news in your latest, in-depth forecast. Call 0906 751 5609.

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20

We need to be taken seriously. We all like a joke, but it’s important that our voice is heard and respected too. No one likes to feel that their contributions aren’t valued, or that their point of view isn’t considered. Our collective futures are decided by major decisions. This week, you can make a difference to more than just your own circumstances. There’s a higher call that you can answer if you’re willing to. But it requires passion and commitment. It will require you to give of yourself without seeking personal reward. Are you ready to act on your beliefs? Solve problems. Ease troubles. Find solutions! In your latest, forecast, you’ll discover something very helpful. Call 0906 751 5610.

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19

Once, wherever we travelled, we could be sure to encounter something or someone new. Then came chain stores, franchises and globalisation. Now, we mostly lead carbon-copy lives wherever we are on the planet. Perhaps this is why we can react so dramatically to differences, if ever we still find them. As Mars and your ruler Saturn conjunct in Sagittarius this week, your current desire to break new ground may not sit well with those who prefer to preserve tradition. But you can yet find a path that is right, if not for everyone, then at least for those that matter. Make the most of your opportunities. In your latest, in-depth fourminute forecast, reveal inspiring news. Call 0906 751 5611.

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20

There’s an idea that’s buzzing around now that has the potential to inspire you to greatness. It doesn’t really matter so much where, or from whom the idea comes. What’s most important is how you run with it. Big ideas take a lot of effort and energy. They come from humble beginnings. And if they are to achieve anything, they do so through the success of a thousand small victories, rather than being the result of one seismic event. You can achieve something important and long-lasting now, if you’re willing to put your ideas into action. Get more out of your week. In your latest, in-depth four-minute forecast, there is encouraging news. Call 0906 751 5612. Landline calls cost 80p a minute, plus your phone company’s access charge. From a mobile phone dial 87177 (calls cost 65p/minute for O2 network, 75p/minute for all other networks). To report a phone-line problem, call 0800 138 9789.