DEATHLY SILENCE – HURRY UP! WE WANT THE WAKE!

Does anyone else think Denise is a tease? Four years ago she spent a night with Fatboy, then told him it’d be just a lovely memory – before hooking up with him again when things fell apart with Ian. Now, having blown hot and cold with Kush, she’s up to her old tricks again. She only serves three customers a week in the shop, so she has time on her hands. But after another meeting with Kush (above), a shock may change her attitude. My advice: grow up!

Something’s worrying me. Paul was killed on 18 July and there’s still been no funeral,

even though his family are undertakers and no other bodies have passed through their doors. He was a victim of crime, but the post mortem preparations still shouldn’t have taken this long (the funeral’s on 8 September, by which time half of those waiting for it may have gone hand in hand with the Grim Reaper). It’s all too much for Ben, who makes a momentous decision about his future. Let’s hope it’s booking a visit to Specsavers for trendier glasses – and one to the doctor to find out where his hearing aid went when he left prison.

Kim’s salsa show’s off to a bad start. Let’s hope it involves more corpses for the Cokers.