THE WEEK AHEAD WITH Caıner Oscar

This week, we have some major cosmic ingredients with a seasoning of astrological pepper. The oven has been heating since last week, when Mercury turned direct, and Venus moved into Scorpio. Now the temperature increases: Pluto turns direct, ending the re

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20

Earlier this month, when Jupiter entered your opposite sign, you experienced a distinct lightening of a previously dark mood. A shadow was hanging over you. A worry was growing ever more intense. Though things then eased up a little, they didn’t become entirely problem free… you’re still dealing with tricky challenges. One more of these will become much easier to cope with during the coming week. Stick with what you have started, and allow a little more time to pass. Mars moving into Capricorn will help you achieve what you’ve already set in motion. Worried? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5601.

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21

You are good at enjoying the finer things. When life hands you a bowl of cherries, it feels, frankly, irresponsible not to feast merrily. Being able to appreciate opportunities offered to you is so much healthier than taking them for granted. So, it follows that begrudging others their moments of indulgence and luck isn’t a part of your repertoire. We’re all subject to fortune’s fickle whim. Don’t let superficial differences divide you from those who have something to offer this week. You have the chance to harmonise in a creative fusion. Anxious? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5602.

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22

Why not open the book on the last page? Or download a TV series and watch it backwards from the final episode? Why follow the story from the start? All you’re ever going to find out is ‘what happened,’ so, surely, the sooner you make that discovery, the sooner you can move on? There. That illustrates the danger of trying to think too hard about what lies ahead for you now. We’re not at the end… we’re just at the start. As a newly direct Mercury marches forth again, stop projecting and enjoy the ride. It’s going to be a good week. Confused? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5603.

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23

Very few people choose boiled Brussels sprouts as their dream food. Yet many still make them a feature of the biggest meal of the year. Surely the reunification of families deserves to be celebrated with more than this unpopular vegetable? When you feast, surely you should indulge your taste buds with delight? Perhaps humble sprouts represent more than just a food. They are a boiled nod to tradition… a buttery connection to the collective. Appreciating traditional values, and sharing with others will make this week an enjoyable one. Uncertain? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, indepth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5604.

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23

In the courts of ancient rulers, wise advisors helped reach the best decisions. Invariably, among this lofty community, there would be a ‘ fool’. The job of the jester was to say what nobody else dared to say. Sometimes, they would just be funny. Sometimes, their humour would convey an understanding that all those other bright minds had managed to miss. A good sense of humour is like a good sense of intuition. Priceless. As your ruler, the Sun, conjuncts the king of the zodiac, Jupiter, it’s important you value yours this week. Worried? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5605.

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23

When the TV remote control goes ‘wonky’, we open the battery compartment and give those double-As a rub. Then everything seems fine again, but it won’t be long before you’re rewinding when you pressed fast-forward, and bruising your thumbs as you try to select the DVD controls. The kiss of life that the battery rub provided is no longer sufficient, and power ‘transplant surgery’ is required. This week, your life feels as if someone’s replaced your batteries. You’ll regain control, and effortlessly select from a long list of opportunities. Anxious? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5606.

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23

Some subjects are not supposed to be funny. If people laugh when they’re raised, it’s the nervous laughter of apprehension, or the defiant laughter of the rebel. Most of us prefer protocol, doing what feels most appropriate; sticking with what seems right. A suggestion is being made that sounds rather ‘funny’, though not in the comedic sense. Should you feel offended or inspired? Well, there’s no law that says you mustn’t have a sense of adventure. And, as you prepare for a New Moon and a Jupiter-Sun conjunction, now’s the time for some excitement. Confused? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5607.

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22

This week, with both your rulers making significant moves, you can feel a transition taking shape. You’ll be able to achieve more with less, be insightful without needing to micromanage, and your intentions will be understood without having to explain yourself. Recently, it has felt as though people weren’t hearing you clearly… messages have been missed or misunderstood. Now comes a chance to make up for lost time. The cosmic channels are clearing. It’s time to express your passion and ambition. Don’t underestimate the power at your fingertips. Uncertain? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5608.

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21

Doctors shouldn’t diagnose themselves, astrologers ought not read their own horoscopes. Our ability to act as a mirror to one another is one of life’s blessings. Though you may be feeling deflated about your progress, you just need to seek the opinion of someone who can see you from more of a distance. Their objectivity can give you a finer appreciation of your achievements. As the Sun conjuncts your ruler Jupiter in Libra, you won’t have to look hard to find such an individual. And you’ll be delightfully encouraged by what they see. Worried? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5609.

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20

Bill Shakespeare wrote that, ‘Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon ’em.’ But no one comes out of the womb being able to paint like Dali or sing like Aretha. Right now, the cosmos has a couple of significant benefactors doting on you. You’re about to experience energy and excitement that has been missing for a while. Here comes some drive to match your ambition, and a hunger that makes your stomach as big as your eyes. Be as intense as you need to be, now is a time to be reborn with greatness. Anxious? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5610.

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19

Years ago, an Indian lawyer called Mohandas Gandhi led protests at a time of great injustice. He’s still revered today because of his determination to fight without violence. Even when sorely provoked, he wouldn’t let anger get the better of him. This week, as Jupiter conjuncts the Sun, and Mars joins Pluto in Capricorn, you’ll discover that following his example may be the best way to help you get what you want… in the most morally meaningful way. There’s no question of failure, but you want to ensure that you have the right kind of success. Confused? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5611.

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20

Generosity is sometimes seen as weakness. But it takes great strength to be generous, for only the strong can afford to lend a helping hand while shouldering their own burdens. This week, though, you don’t need to be charitable to feel the influence of benevolence in your life. You may, in fact, be on the receiving end of a great gift. You’re certainly one of the benefactors of great cosmic bounty from the universe. And, no matter where this mysterious gift comes from, don’t question your worthiness of it. You deserve to share in the positivity it brings. Uncertain? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5612.