THE WEEK AHEAD WITH Caıner Oscar

This week, the Sun moves into Aquarius, and Mars links with Saturn. Saturn is the traditional ruler of Aquarius, bringing Aquarian themes to the fore, so expect innovative ways to solve old problems. Though the Mars and Saturn relationship will try to tem

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20

‘ Doctor, I’ve cut myself. Can you stitch

me up?’ ‘ Hang on a moment, I recognise you. You were driving the car that refused to stop for me earlier this morning when I was trying to cross the road.’ What should the doctor now do? Refuse to treat the patient because he or she is angry with them? There are times when we all have to stand back from our feelings and fulfil our obligations without fear or favour. As the Sun moves signs, and Mars links to Saturn, life presents you with a social and moral imperative to put honour before passion. Worried? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. Let me tell you more. Call 0906 751 5601.

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21

We all ‘get by with a little help

from our friends’. The great Joe Cocker recorded this Beatles’ classic with a conspicuous change in rhythmic emphasis. It also featured a young Jimmy Page. Would it have been as successful without the future Led Zeppelin’s signature guitar sound? Who can say? What’s more certain is that this week, kindred spirits can help you make the best of a familiar, yet tricky situation. All it may take is a little adjustment to what you already know. And, with their assistance, you can do more than just ‘ get by’. Confused? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. Let me tell you more. Call 0906 751 5602.

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22

Do you remember how excited a

simple box of crayons could make you become? ‘ What do I get if I put all the colours together, one on top of another?’ we wonder. ‘ That would surely make the most fantastic shade of all!’ My toddler tried something similar recently. Now, of course, we all know the answer, it’s ‘ brown’. That’s all you end up with in the end. As Mars links to Saturn, and your ruler exchanges energy with Jupiter, it’s important to remember this in all areas of experimentation and problem- solving this week. Anxious? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. Let me tell you more. Call 0906 751 5603.

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23

Sometimes, we rely on people as

though they’re an extension of ourselves… an extra limb, which we’re accustomed to leaning on. Should their support be unavailable, it can be enough to tip our world out of balance. Yet there’s no need to stumble this week. Your relationship with a key person is evolving. It’s not hiding away, or losing something vital. It’s in a process of gradual change, reaching the next stage of its evolution. Give someone’s heart the room it needs to grow. The bigger it gets, the more room it has inside for you. Uncertain? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. Let me tell you more. Call 0906 751 5604.

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23

It can sometimes be hard to tell if you’re

at an advantage or a disadvantage. People don’t always express what they’re feeling or thinking by their facial expressions, body language or even their tone of voice. Usually we detect clues. Sometimes we miss them. Days can be similarly inscrutable. We look at a situation, think we know what to expect, then get a surprise. What are you to make of the signs and signals you seem to be getting? As the Sun moves opposite your sign, if you’re going to read anything between the lines, read hope. Worried? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. Let me tell you more. Call 0906 751 5605.

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23

Someone has got you feeling vexed,

hexed and looking for what’s next. Are they truly the root of all the troubles in your life? Or are they simply the latest manifestation of an issue that’s been troubling you for some time? This weekend, the cosmos is encouraging you to get to the heart of a matter, and see a problem for what it really is, rather than what it purports to be. Don’t allow difficulties arising from past issues to cloud your judgement in the present. History isn’t repeating itself. It’s just giving you the chance to correct your course. Confused? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. Let me tell you more. Call 0906 751 5606.

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23

The squeaky wheel is always the one

that gets attention. Even if the other wheels are more in need of the mechanic’s eye, we’re naturally inclined to prioritise the most obvious problem. As Mars links to Saturn, and Venus connects with Pluto this week, don’t just apply oil to the most obvious spot. Ask yourself why a particular wheel is squeaking, and whether this might be indicative of other potential problems in less immediately apparent places. Once you’ve conducted a thorough review of the situation, you can proceed with confidence at last. Anxious? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. Let me tell you more. Call 0906 751 5607.

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22

What’s the difference between

banging your head against a brick wall and hammering out the stubborn progress you know is possible? Often, it’s only the choice of headgear! Perhaps some sort of hard hat is required, preferably with a pneumatic drill cleverly embedded in the brim! Better still, we ought to consider using our heads differently. This week, as your traditional ruler links to Saturn, if you find progress is slow, don’t give up. A creative approach to the use of your resources will bring the long-term gains you desire. Uncertain? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. Let me tell you more. Call 0906 751 5608.

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21

The more we start to fear

that there’s nothing we can do, the more that prognosis becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. We imagine a situation to be hopeless and so, gradually, it becomes ever more hopeless. Even if somebody walks into our world waving a foolproof solution in their hands, with a big smile on their face, we suspect that they’re out to trick, cheat or fleece us. Don’t forget that the great opposition between Jupiter and Uranus is still very much in operation. A seemingly hopeless situation in your life is full of positive potential. Worried? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. Let me tell you more. Call 0906 751 5609.

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20

Are the celestial forces limiting

your ability to express yourself as fully as you want to? Are you being confined so that you’re unable to pursue what you really want? The answer to these questions is emphatically NO! You’re simply being encouraged to marshal your resources into a focused, precise point. Like a javelin, with all that energy directed through the tip, you can fly forwards and find your target. With a well- planned, meticulously executed move this weekend, you can set your aim and reach a satisfying goal. Confused? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. Let me tell you more. Call 0906 751 5610.

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19

Are you psychic? Let’s try a test.

How many fingers am I holding up? Wow! That’s amazing. How did you know? You see... you always knew you had mystical abilities. Let’s try another experiment. What’s due to happen in your world this week? Ha! Incredible. Right again. That’s exactly how your week is going to turn out. The hunch you’ve got, the vision you’re seeing, the guess that you’re making, will turn out to be true. The Sun’s returning to your sign. So if your premonitions don’t please you, just imagine another outcome instead! Anxious? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. Let me tell you more. Call 0906 751 5611.

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20

Sports commentators often say

that the winners simply ‘ wanted it more’ than their opponents. But passion and drive only get you so far. No champion is created on these qualities alone. It takes training, tactics and application to channel such emotions into performance enhancers. The cosmos is encouraging you to take steps towards making a marked difference in your world. This can’t be achieved without the right motivation. If you take time, and structure your energy efficiently, there’s no title you can’t compete for. Uncertain? I’ve recorded a very special message for you. Let me tell you more. Call 0906 751 5612.