EMMERDALE

HOT UNDER THE (DOG) COLLAR Another day, another vile attack – after last week’s assault on Rhona on her wedding night, Eric gets beaten up during a robbery. Thank goodness Cain adopts the lesser of all evils by locking Emma in a church cupboard, leaving Harriet to let her out. But how will the vicar react to his kiss (above)? That’s one interpretation of Holy Communion. The problem is, they haven’t closed the vestry curtain, but have they been seen? (God sees everything, Harriet!).

Elsewhere, there’s a lot of farm stuff – Moira rambling on about guarding the herd (yawn), and Charity chasing a lamb for dinner. Oh, come on! There are a dozen Tescos in Leeds.