EMMERDALE

SHATTERING EXPERIENCE

There must be an unwritten soap rule that no two people can be alone without their being in danger of ripping each other’s clothes off. Pub cellar, church vestry – no area is off limits. Laurel and Bob (above) again succumb to passion after Bob suggests they try to repair Ashley’s broken church window (that old chestnut!). But, mid-kiss, are they about to be caught in the act with Brenda close by? I doubt it. Brenda’s so dim on the adultery front, they could have glass shards impaled on their naked bodies and she’d offer to nip to Staples for Super Glue.

Cain and Moira are about to be caught in the act, too – but by whom?