EMMERDALE

(NON) SOBERING THOUGHTS

How many troubled teens can one village produce? Liv is the latest in an army of wrong ’uns, and when she admits to spiking Lisa’s drink, it’s not long before the police arrive. But which clan member has broken the all-important (or plain stupid) Dingle Code? I wish they’d add a clause that would stop them breeding; how many millions of them are there now? After a run-in with Bernice, Liv (above, with Zak and Lisa) takes comfort in vodka she discovers in the back of a cupboard. How do these people always find hidden booze? For viewers, it’s the only thing that gets them through these fiascos.