THE WEEK AHEAD WITH Caıner Oscar

Happy Astrological New Year! As Mercury and Venus connect, there are plenty of reasons to celebrate the moment when the day and night are of equal length, although Mercury turning retrograde later this week suggests ideas will need revisiting. Still, we’l

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20

You’ve done the hard work. You’ve ploughed and sown the seeds. But you’ve been waiting for some time and you’re starting to doubt if you will see anything tangible from your efforts. Something to show for your work would be encouraging. As we move towards the Equinox, happy returns are heading your way. What’s more, you deserve everything you’re about to receive and more. Sometimes these things just take a little more time than we’d like. The cosmic postman brings good news this week. It’s the Equinox! Your lightshedding, hope-giving, heart-warming, worry- quashing fourminute forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5601.

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21

Here’s a question before we start your forecast: how do you know that today is today? Are you sure you’re not just reliving yesterday? Or have you skipped a day and arrived in tomorrow’s tomorrow? How would you know if there were holes in your recollections? There has to be an explanation for the apparently inexplicable scenario that you suddenly find yourself facing. As Mercury prepares to turn retrograde this week, there’ll be some odd happenings in your world. But you might be surprised by their positivity. It’s the Equinox! Your light-shedding, hope-giving, heart-warming, worry-quashing four-minute forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5602.

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22

Mercury prepares to turn retrograde this week. You won’t lose your quick thinking, perceptiveness or wit, they just won’t be running as smoothly as usual. If you find yourself feeling hampered by developments, remember everything’s happening for a reason. As you investigate what lies at the root of some of life’s challenges, a positive, lasting change can occur. Nor do you need to worry about settling in and setting up shop in this challenging marketplace. Put up with it while you must, but be ready to move on again soon. It’s the Equinox! Your light-shedding, hope-giving, heart-warming, worry-quashing four-minute forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5603.

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23

The New Moon calls you in a new direction, and the Sun invites you to set your sights high and your ambitions higher. Your situation reminds me of the late, great Michael Jackson. In order to get to where you want to go you might have to do the equivalent of some moonwalking! You can find a stylish way to manoeuvre yourself around any obstacles this week. Like the King of Pop, you can relish any backward movements you need to make. With your flexibility and creativity, you can impress people with your skill. It’s the Equinox! Your lightshedding, hope-giving, heart-warming, worry- quashing fourminute forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5604.

Leo Jul 24 - Aug 23

I wonder whether the band Journey were interested in astrology. Their name represents the Ninth House in astrology which is home to faith and long- distance travels! It’s also where the Sun moves into your chart this week, suggesting you’re about to embark upon a mental, physical or spiritual quest. Although the most exciting journeys involve ventures into the unknown, sometimes we have to travel over familiar ground too. So if you end up retracing some steps this week, don’t lose heart and don’t stop believing. It’s the Equinox! Your light-shedding, hope-giving, heart-warming, worry-quashing four-minute forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5605.

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23

You might be surprised to hear that as Mercury prepares to turn retrograde, resolution is on the horizon. For a while you’ve been puzzling over a complex situation, trying to unravel the myriad of strands that have somehow formed an inextricable knot. It’s time to stop tiptoeing around a piece of faulty logic. You’re being offered the insight you need to get to the hidden heart of the matter. If you can find the strength to speak powerfully and truthfully, both to yourself and those around you, you’ll have nothing to fear. It’s the Equinox! Your light-shedding, hope-giving, heart-warming, worry-quashing fourminute forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5606.

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23

Before you take someone’s advice, ask yourself whether they’re really qualified to give it. It’s easy to confuse arrogance with authority. And people who venture advice are often the last people we should listen to. A pinch of information does not make an expert! Some people like to make dangerous enterprises sound reasonable and, perhaps more problematically, tell you that you’re unqualified for tasks that you’re well qualified to undertake. This week, the most important advice you can follow is your own. It’s the Equinox! Your light-shedding, hope-giving, heart-warming, worry-quashing fourminute forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5607.

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22

It’s so infuriating when someone tells you to ‘calm down’ when you’re already calm. It feels dismissive – as if your objection isn’t justified. This is especially true for comments that are hidden under the guise of ‘ just a joke’ but are veiled criticisms. Someone who’s less than happy about the status quo may be using devious ways to affect your attitude. You just need to be clear and choose your words with care. Though confrontation isn’t easy, once aired, you’ll be able to lay your concerns to rest and move on. It’s the Equinox! Your light-shedding, hope-giving, heart-warming, worry-quashing fourminute forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5608.

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21

Do you feel like you’re walking taller yet? Are you skipping along the road as if a heavy burden has been lifted from your shoulders? As Mars waves goodbye it’s likely that you will feel a sense of relief this weekend. Perhaps you can already sense the release? These feelings will only increase. Troubles? Clearing fast. Rain? Blown away. Sunny times? Straight ahead. Your new astrological weather forecast is for a more settled period of happiness, relaxation and enjoyment. About time too! Enjoy! It’s the Equinox! Your light-shedding, hope-giving, heart-warming, worryquashing four-minute forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5609.

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20

‘Slow and steady wins the race’ might be sage advice, but it’s not universally true. Sometimes we have to throw ourselves headfirst into things with a jump-first-ask- questions-later kind of approach. So what’s right for you this week? Mars entering your sign doesn’t leave you with as much of an option as you might like. It feels as if you must seize any opportunities or they will pass you by. But while there might be no room for prevarication, there’s time to listen to your instincts. Don’t be nervous – be excited! It’s the Equinox! Your light-shedding, hope-giving, heart-warming, worry-quashing four-minute forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5610.

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19

Probably since the dawn of time people have sought out the ‘rock ‘n’ roll’ lifestyle... party all night, sleep all day, never take a moment to smell the roses. Many a celebrity memoir has been penned about the rise and fall that comes with that kind of life. The desire to escape reality is something we all recognise. So what are you tempted to run away from now? As Mars moves signs, you’re well equipped to deal with whatever is bothering you, but first you might need to do some soul-searching. Then, you’ll discover what it is. It’s the Equinox! Your light-shedding, hope-giving, heart-warming, worry-quashing four-minute forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5611.

Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20

On the high street and online, shops are being constantly replenished with the latest products to tempt us to splash out. Given how much of it is useless, it’s remarkable how much we buy! The strong human desire to acquire more possessions seems to override our thriftier instincts. Though you might not be in a position to be extravagant, there’s no need to wear a hair shirt either. If there is something that will give you genuine, lasting pleasure then treat yourself. You deserve to be indulged this week. It’s the Equinox! Your light-shedding, hope-giving, heart-warming, worry-quashing four-minute forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5612.