CORONATION STREET

HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE?

You have to feel sorry for Craig. As if it weren’t bad enough having Beth for a mother, not to mention the entire Platt clan in your life, now the poor lad has been landed with Kayla. Oblivious as to the real reason she’s with him, he’s shocked when she breaks off their relationship, but then takes her back when she says she was just scared of the depth of her feelings and they kiss (pictured). That old chestnut. Upset that Neil has lost his appeal and has been beaten up by a fellow inmate, what’s her plan after stealing Craig’s keys?

Poor Sally is taken for a mug when she fasttracks funds for Duncan’s charity. When a suspicious Tim and Steve check on his office and discover it empty, it’s too late and the £40,000 has gone. Talking of theft, has Robert and Michelle’s bed been stolen? What else can be behind their making out everywhere that isn’t a bedroom? ‘Are you tryna christen every room?’ Michelle asked him last week. My thoughts exactly. Who’d want to eat anything on the menu knowing where the chef and waitress have been? They haven’t visited the washroom once after their Bistro encounters.

There’s more doom and gloom when the doctor tells Kevin that Jack’s foot needs to be amputated. Blimey. Can’t we have one week without a major tragedy? I’m still recovering from Eccles being poisoned with slug pellets. If Toyah thinks ‘saving’ the dog will get Peter back, she should think again. While she still dresses like Heidi, she stands no chance.