PICK OF THE DAY

WEASELS: FEISTY AND FEARLESS

8PM, BBC2 ★★★★ Villainous. Sneaky. Crooked. Weasels don’t conjure up a nice image, but do they deserve their cruel reputation? They belong to the mustelid family, which is made up of 65 species (including the American pine marten, right), so there’s a good chance one of them is up to no good, as this one-off finds out. A haven for stoats and weasels has many joys to behold, and the fearless honey badger is put to the test. They’ll take on almost anything, but there is cleverness behind the cunning… Can the same be said for equally scary wolverines?

STILL OPEN ALL HOURS

8PM, BBC1 ★★★

What on Earth will Granville come up with to swindle his poor customers this week? Well, it has something to do with a fan and a toaster. Leroy takes Willis to meet up with Beth and Ruby, but love isn’t exactly in the air – will it be for Mr Newbold and Mrs Rossi? Not if the made-over Mrs Featherstone can help it…

WOULD I LIE TO YOU?

9.30PM, BBC1 ★★★★

It’s a family affair on the panel show this week as brilliantly witty Victoria Coren Mitchell joins husband David’s team, alongside Radio 1’s Greg James. Presenter Clare Balding and People Just Do Nothing star Asim Chaudhry join Lee Mack, while a surprisingly adorable Denis Healey lookalike makes an appearance, too.

HARRY HILL’S CLUBNITE

11.05PM, CH4 ★★★

The barmiest man on telly is back with a brand-new series of chaotic comedy high jinks. Each week, Harry will invite comedians on to the show, alongside his signature silly sketches and bizarre games. Joining him in this first outing are Bridget Christie and Anna Mann. If you liked his previous shows, you’ll love this one. TJ