emmerdale

■ love lab

Are there any men left on whom Priya hasn’t left her mark, literally and metaphorically? She’s beautiful and all, but couldn’t she take time off from blokes for the occasional coffee? This week the chemistry is sizzling between her and Al – I tell you, Dr Frankenstein couldn’t conjure up as much chemistry in his lab as this woman manages to do in an office/bar (any building that stays stationary long enough). Alas, they’re interrupted as they try to kiss, but the next day see it through. Priya wants to keep things professional (yeah, right), but they get steamy again (pictured, see what I mean?). This time Jai interrupts them. Get a room! And put some clothes on, woman. I’ve seen leather wallets bigger than that skirt.

In less appetising scenes, Dan is very unwell after last week’s scare after biting into a wrap that contained nuts. Allergies are no joke, but Dan looks as if he’s in the throes of some kind of attack most of the time, never more so than when he was w t y – can’t see that a relationship with Mandy will improve matters. A spell of unconsciousness might be his only chance of obtaining respite from her yelling. At least it’s clear she’s on his side when she goes foraging in the garbage to prove Brenda is behind his state.

Elsewhere, Jamie thinks that the answer to the vet’s financial problems is to fire

Belle. No. More sick animals would do it.

■ partners in Grime

Having been left money by Graham, Rhona (pictured) is upset when Kim insists she won’t get her hands on it. But, worrying about Moira’s finances, she offers to go into business with her. Doing what, pray? Writing a book of 100 ways to have farmyard nookie (actually, several volumes, given Moira’s history)? Rhona insists the business honours Graham’s legacy. What, exactly, is that? With Moira as a partner, the only thing you’ll be able to sell is Scotch mist. The alcoholic kind.