Seriou slyu nfunny

cancer Jun 23 – Jul 23

‘Sing like no one is listening, love like you’ve never been hurt, dance like nobody is watching and live like it’s heaven on earth.’ It’s one of those sayings that is often found printed on cushions and tea towels. It reflects a spirit of hopefulness and optimism which is, even in these challenging times of social distancing, a key factor in how we’re coming to terms with the new reality. It’s not impossible for you to have a very good week ahead. As long as you think magic might happen, you can make it happen. When it’s all ‘too much’ and you feel you’re not getting the back-up you need, pick up the phone. Call 0906 751 5604.

leo Jul 24 – Aug 23

I’m a big fan of Have I Got News For You but it’s become so political. A recent episode chaired by Jo Brand didn’t raise a single laugh but just knocked Boris and the Government. If they’d been around during the Second World War we’d have been totally demoralised!

P Sutcliffe, Northumberland

virgo Aug 24 – sep 23

As long as you have the right attitude this week, you don’t need to come up with a cunning plan or a cleverly thoughtthrough strategy. If your attitude is positive, you’ll be laughing all the way to a very desirable conclusion. If your approach is pessimistic, though, you’ll probably end up crying. So, don’t do that! Let go of any negative expectations and, as your ruler turns retrograde, start hoping for the best. Even if it doesn’t look as if it’s on your horizon, a reward is making its way into your life. For excellent advice to guide you through the twists and turns of the week, call your latest forecast: 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA sep 24 – oct 23 Scorpio oct 24 – nov 22

1 Baba ganoush

2 Liechtenstein 3 The Man Who Sold The World 4 Merlin 5 d) Pluto

Is there such a thing as

‘happy ever after’? Do we really have the right to expect things to turn out well? Is there a cosmic law that says this is so? What about all the people whose existences are filled with suffering and strife? Yet it’s a fact of life that light will find its way into even the darkest of places and that, with faith and time, hope and joy will shine into all our hearts. This week, as Mars and Neptune converge, a bright and optimistic route away from a recent source of stress becomes clear. Even if you don’t usually hear your forecast, it contains everything you need. For good news, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS nov 23 – dec 21 capricorn dec 22 – JAN 20

If planet Earth is a spaceship and we’re all passengers on a celestial journey, who’s in control, and why aren’t we receiving clear information about the length of the flight and what we can expect when we get to our ultimate destination? It seems as if some people are going one way, while others have completely different plans. Despite the many things that don’t seem to add up in your life right now, as Mars and Neptune converge this week, if you focus on finding a peaceful solution, you’ll find it. Uncertain? There’s a vital message for you when you call your four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS JAN 21 – feb 19

Just as it’s never a good idea to do your food shopping when you’re hungry, it’s not good to negotiate when you’re feeling anxious, or embark on a journey if you’re in a huge rush. Yet life, of course, means that we’re bound to respond to pressures and needs, even when the time is less than ideal. As Mars and Neptune link, they bring you an opportunity to consider your next move as you plan for the future. You have a plethora of options. Allow inspiration to guide you and you’ll make the perfect choice. Unsure about the direction you’re heading in, and what to do for the best? For valuable advice, call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES feb 20 – MAR 20

Back in the days when we Is there trouble afoot? Not There’s a Bible story about Some people never learn to were free to go where we exactly… it’s just that you’re the Tower of Babel, which is trust anyone. They say that wanted, theme parks with scary having to deal with a situation that often used to explain why different sooner or later we’re bound to end rides were hugely popular. Now, if we could become troublesome. Since nations speak different languages. up experiencing disappointment. want to experience the rush of you’re wise enough to realise the Yet even when we speak the same Yet the alternative doesn’t bear adrenaline that comes with intense benefits of dealing with difficulties language as our neighbour, there’s no thinking about. Who wants to live a anxiety, we have to watch a horror before they grow into major guarantee that we will understand life being suspicious? Not you. This movie from our own sofa! An challenges, you’re trying to head this one another. You’ve been struggling to week, as your ruling planet is energised addiction to adrenaline is why some issue off at the pass. Yet you need to communicate with a key person by Mars, give someone the benefit of people’s lives are filled with conflict be careful that your efforts aren’t recently. This week, as Mercury moves the doubt. Trust, even if there’s a risk and tension. You don’t want any making a mountain out of a molehill. retrograde, you have a chance to that in doing so you may not end up negativity in your life this week. All you As Mercury turns retrograde, try not to reinterpret your message. If you set exactly where you think you want to need do is have faith in a happy ending get caught up in your concerns. If you expectations aside, you’ll come to a be. If you’re prepared to risk being to a recent development… and that’s can rise above a source of worry, it will place of mutual understanding and vulnerable, you’ll end up somewhere what you’ll get. Anxious? There’s a sort itself out. Need some support? co-operation. Ease your troubles. even better. Confused? There’s a special message for you when you What’s the best way to move Find the guidance you need. Your special message for you when you call your four-minute, week-ahead forward and plan for the future? latest forecast contains helpful call your four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5605. Call your forecast: 0906 751 5607. information. Call 0906 751 5609. forecast: 0906 751 5612.

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Mars and Neptune are daring us to dream and inspiring us to act this week – while, as Mercury appears to move backwards, we’ll need to face a past mistake. Bold decisions made in good faith are unlikely to be regretted later.