Keep it funny, not frightening

I love Gogglebox, both the original and celebrity episodes, but why do they have to spoil it by showing brutal scenes of animals being killed in the wild? There are so many other shows. I spend all my time looking away until it’s safe to watch again. Come on Channel 4, let’s keep it lighthearted.

Jill Bradshaw, N Yorkshire

cancer Jun 23 – Jul 23

There are worse things to do than chase rainbows. Despite what someone else thinks, your aspirations aren’t as implausible as they would like you to think. That’s why you can’t put your dreams to one side and just focus on what’s happening in your life. One of these days, at least a part of what you’re dreaming about will come true. Is that going to happen this week? Even if it doesn’t, with the Astrological

Blue Moon in your sign, you can get the process off to a very good start. Don’t miss your personal Moonsign forecast, taking you through to the next Full Moon.

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leo Jul 24 – Aug 23

Imagine someone very poor who’s wandering the streets pulling all they possess on a trolley. Someone rich pulls up in their car and offers to drive them to a bank, where they will withdraw a lot of money which they’ll give to them. The pauper refuses because their trolley won’t fit into the car. Now… if you put yourself in the place of the pauper and imagine this week’s opportunity as the car, you’ve understood the analogy.

Don’t miss a chance to significantly improve your life this week. The Astrological Blue Moon brings transformation. Hear all the good news in your Moonsign forecast by calling 0906 751 5605.

virgo Aug 24 – sep 23

What would you do if you were happily travelling along in a cart which went over such a big bump that you fell out? Would sitting in a ditch, watching it ride off into the distance, be appropriate? Or would you recognise the fact that bumps are an inevitable occurrence along any road, pick yourself up and get back on board? Don’t hesitate when this week’s Astrological Blue Moon brings the cosmic equivalent of a cart into your life; jump on! It’s heading in the right direction. Lift your spirits! Call your Moonsign forecast to hear what’s in store. Dial in your date of birth. Call

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LIBRA sep 24 – oct 23

How heavy is the ball and chain attached to your foot? How many markings have you scratched onto the wall to indicate the time you’ve been imprisoned? Although you’re feeling powerless, stuck in a situation from which there’s no escape, have you tried to open the door that will release you? You’re punishing yourself for a misdemeanour. Despite evidence to the contrary, you’ve decided that you’re guilty. This week, the cosmos brings freedom from a burden you’ve been carrying unnecessarily. Your future can be revealed and changed in the time of the Astrological Blue Moon. Pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5607.

Scorpio oct 24 – nov 22

The words of the poet Wordsworth are key to your week. ‘What is pride? A rocket that emulates the stars.’ Someone has been trying to share information with you, but, like the naughty kid at school, you don’t want to listen and learn. It’s not that you’re being stubborn, it’s that you feel hurt about a situation they’re involved with. You don’t want to hear an easy excuse or a rational explanation. Yet if you’re less defensive and develop a level of trust, you’ll learn something of great value. Your latest Moonsign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For inspiration, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS nov 23 – dec 21

Whilst none of us are as young as we were, neither are we as old as we sometimes feel. The problem is that we live in a culture that worships youth. Although there are role models who demonstrate the art of ageing well, society tends to focus on younger folk. Sagittarians, however, never age in a traditional way. You almost effortlessly find innovative ways to reinvent yourself and your lifestyle. This week, you can set an example. Use your enthusiasm to inspire the people you care about. The Astrological Blue Moon has a powerful message. For your eerily precise forecast, call 0906 751 5609.

Some people quit bad habits by reducing their dependence, others by going ‘cold turkey’. This week’s Astrological Blue New Moon helps us limit anything that’s emotionally unhealthy, while the Sun in Leo encourages us to stay happy.