JONATHAN CAINER

Dear Jonathan, Surely, unless it is the precise moment of an eclipse, then the world is always ‘between eclipses’. Nick

Dear Nick, True point. I should have chosen my language more carefully in that piece I wrote last week. I was really just trying to explain that eclipses tend to come along in pairs, separated by half a lunation. It’s those 14-day intervals between, say, a solar eclipse and the subsequent lunar eclipse which I often find are full of unexpected events, eyebrow-raising experiences and impossible possibilities. That’s what I was alerting the world to last week!

ARIES

Mar 21 — Apr 20

BE GLAD of the most irritating person in your world. He/she may be a pain... but nature abhors a vacuum. If you get rid of this character, you will only create a space for someone new to fill the role. And who knows what a nuisance they could turn out to be. As with people, so with circumstances. There are advantages now, to sticking with the devil you know. There are advantages, too, to sticking with the situation you are already in. Don’t jump from a frying pan into a fire. Jump further! lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your New spookily accurate moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS

Apr 21 — May 21

TO BE a Taurean is to be blessed with magnificent powers of discrimination. That is why some decisions are so difficult for you to make. More than anyone else, you appreciate what a difference a nuance can make. You usually prefer to take your time and accumulate as much information as possible before you act. Some opportunities, though, don’t stick around long enough to be so scrutinised. If you feel a strong urge to embrace a chance while it clearly exists, don’t make yourself hold back.

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GEMINI

May 22 — June 22

‘THE path of least resistance is an easy route to tread. We choose it every morning when we stumble out of bed. Why should we strive and struggle when it seems our way is barred? If we can sit and wallow in the habits which die hard...’ This old poem has a particular piquancy for you at the moment. You know what you would rather do — and you know, too, what you’d prefer not to do. Your willpower, though, remains irritatingly difficult to summon. Give it one more go. It’s worth it. lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your New spookily accurate moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER

June 23 — July 23

TODAY is the first day of the rest of your life. I know you’ve heard this before, and I agree that tomorrow you will probably hear it again. It will be equally valid. But, then, we can deal with the first day of the rest of the rest of your life when we get there. Right now, it’s sufficient to know that things are changing — and, if you allow them to change, you may not need to make any

more grand fresh starts for a long while. You may not yet know it, but you really do stand on the

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LEO

July 24 — Aug 23

SPIDERMAN was bitten by a radioactive bug. Superman came from another planet. Batman wanted revenge. The Invisible Girl mutated under cosmic rays. And where do your secret powers come from? Don’t pretend you have none. There’s your X-ray vision for a start. Plus your super-sensitive ability to detect hidden agendas. Current alignments are causing your powers to peak. That’s good because the world needs you! Even the difficult parts of your past can now help you form a finer future. lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your New spookily accurate moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO

Aug 24 — Sep 23

THEY say: ‘What you don’t know can’t harm you.’ Have you ever wondered why they say this? It’s because they get paid a lot of money by various sinister organisations who are keen to uphold a climate of secrecy and deceit. The more people who uphold this myth the happier (and the better off) those dark horses become. Ignorance is very rarely bliss. Usually, it’s just a form of slow torture. What you need is the truth. Set out to track it down wherever it is hiding. It has the power to set you free. lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your New spookily accurate moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA

Sep 24 — Oct 23

IT’S FINE to be indecisive. It’s perfectly all right not to know what you want... or what to do for the best. Confusion is a far, far better state to be in than delusion. What is bad is to feel completely sure about something that, actually, you know very little about. Life has been testing your knowledge — and your commitment. It has been obliging you to look at how little you really understand a situation. You have looked at all this now. Soon, you will realise what you are safe to say and do. lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your New spookily accurate moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO

Oct 24 — Nov 22

WE SAY one thing when all too often we mean another. Then we wonder why nobody understands us — or, how it is that communication has grown so convoluted. We claim to want freedom yet we weave, with our every word and deed, a web of heavy chains. In your hand now you hold a key. It opens the padlock binding you to a worry or a woe. Do you really intend to use it, turn it and thus begin a process of liberation? Then why do you keep letting it slip from your fingers? Be honest today. lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your New spookily accurate moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

Misunderstandings make the world go round. Imagine what it would be like if we all enjoyed perfect communication. There would be no farce and far less foolishness. Worse still, we might discover that we do not have as much in common with our friends and loved ones as we thought. Today brings a revelation. At first it may seem merely to add to the confusion — but ultimately it will help to empower you. Neither be afraid to ask, nor to be told the truth. lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your New spookily accurate moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN

Dec 22 — Jan 20

THE world is full of people trying to persuade other people to see things their way. There are politicians, desperately trying to sell us their policies, manufacturers pouring fortunes into advertising campaigns, teachers, toiling to help shape their students’ ideas. Top persuaders soon learn that if you want to put a notion into someone’s head, you must be subtle. Drop hints. Sow seeds. Put something in their path and then let them stumble across it, so that they pick it up for themselves. lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your New spookily accurate moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS

Jan 21 — Feb 19

THE best developments always take place just when we think they are never going to happen. We have all noticed this, and some of us even suspect there is a universal law at work. They say: ‘If you want to speed up a process, just stop caring about it. The quicker you let it go, the faster your desired result will come.’ I doubt it is possible to trick the cosmos in this way, but it does look as if you may be able to get something you had pretty much given up all hope of ever getting. lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your New spookily accurate moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES

Feb 20 — Mar 20

HOW many things are wrong with your world — and with this world? Shall we stop to list them and count them? Or... let’s not bother. It seems we all survive by turning a blind eye to that which we do not wish to see. This is not due to narrow-mindedness, ignorance or prejudice; it is simply a survival mechanism. Ignorance often feels like bliss... and avoidance, like ecstasy... well, sometimes, at least. You are now skirting gingerly around the edge of a difficult subject. That might be the wisest course of action. lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your New spookily accurate moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5612.