Straight to the POINT

I’LL BE voting Conservative, but not because I believe what Cameron says — it’s because I believe what Salmond says.

JOHNNY ELLIOTT, Spondon, Derbys.

I’M ALREADY fed up with the election — and I can’t even vote, because I live in the Speaker’s constituency.

RICHARD VENESS, Haddenham, Bucks. I CAN’T understand the current obsession with having unnaturally white teeth. At best they look bizarre and at times downright scary.

Mrs JUNE BRIGGS, West Malling, Kent.

I’M REALLY annoyed that Mike Holpin, who’s had 40 kids by 20 women, is referred to as a ‘Dad’ (Mail). No, he’s not, he’s just a sperm donor.

MARIA DOCHERTY, Jarrow, Tyne & Wear. ‘EATING spinach every day makes your brain 11 years younger’ (Mail)? If so, at last children now have the perfect excuse when they don’t fancy eating their greens.

STEPHEN R. PORCAS,

Loughton, Essex. I’VE just seen the first sign of summer — my postman wearing shorts.

MARGARET SMITH, Dover, Kent.

PLEASE ensure a seat is reserved on the one-way trip to Mars for Pippa Middleton (Letters).

BRIAN WELLSTED, Cranford, Middx. SO DAVID Cameron thinks it would be immoral to spend money as though it grew on trees? How would he describe a government that borrows billions, gives £11 billion away overseas, then tells its own people it can’t afford to treat them because the drugs are too expensive?

MALCOLM STACEY, Youlgreave, Derbys. GUILTY or not, bail for people suspected of preparing acts of terrorism? On what planet does that make sense?

STEVE BEAVEN, Atherton, Gtr Manchster.