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ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 WELCOME to the future. Why, even as recently as yesterday, today was a distant dream. You could sort of imagine it, but you could not touch it or feel it. You could not reach it. The best you could hope to do was shape it. So, to what extent is your day going to reflect the plan you had for it? And how much will it matter if it doesn’t? There’s another future awaiting you. It, too, seems like only a dream, yet you will be in it before you know it. So shape it with a positive expectation. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21— May 21 HOW many members does your fan club have? More than you think. The subscribers, though, are sensitive. They know how awkward you’d feel if you knew how widely admired you were. So they play it cool. They hide the true depth of their appreciation. It is better, they feel, to leave you wondering if you’re loved or even liked than to overwhelm you with praise and worship. But under the current cosmic climate, they will have a hard job hiding. Prepare to make a pleasing

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GEMINI May 22 — June 22 WE ARE always pleased to meet someone who shares our taste in music, art or literature. We find it harder to get along with folk who have rather different preferences. That takes a leap of faith. It requires us to respect someone, even when we disagree with them. Sometimes, the differences are so great as to seem insurmountable. But it is amazing what can be attained when folk unite. Remember, the greatest rewards accompany the bravest journeys. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23 WHAT state is your home in? What’s tidy, what’s organised, what’s where it needs to be... and, while we’re asking personal questions, what’s in a mess? What’s lost? What’s being ignored? What’s been shoved in a cupboard and has had the door closed on it? What needs to be aired? What ought to be looked at and dealt with? Is a confused situation in one area acting as a Dear Jonathan, When I was a child, I was given a humming top with farmyard scenes of cows, sheep and chickens. That is how I view this world, as an elaborate humming top. A toy made for a child who has grown up and forgotten the present that someone made for them. The world now is left to its own devices and is at the mercy of the four elements. Nicholas Dear Nicholas, I had that very toy. I don’t know where mine got to, either! But your comment raises a big question. What then, keeps this top spinning?

metaphor for a confused attitude in another area? Tidy up the physical and you may yet straighten out the psychological issue. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23 YOU are not where you used to be. But you are passing familiar scenery. How can this be? The place you are in has been designed to echo a pattern you know only too well. Road layouts have been copied. Buildings have even been transported, brick by brick. Even so, it’s not the same place. It can’t trap you. It doesn’t belong to you — or you to it. Last week’s full moon has brought you back to a situation you think you know. But what you don’t yet know is how much you can truly benefit from it. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23 YOU are not working on your own. You are not trying to operate in isolation. Or, at least, you ought not to be. The planets speak of what you may be capable of if you play your part in a team, showing respect to the other participants yet making your best possible contribution in the way that only you can. Where you need support, you’ll get it. Where you require influential connections, they, too, will surface with surprising ease. Look out for people who may be able to assist and

you’ll find that they can! Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 ARE you a small cog in a big machine? Or the tail that wags the dog? There isn’t an either/or here. There’s no such thing as a machine that contains unnecessary or irrelevant cogs, so it doesn’t matter how big or small they are. They all have to work. And, if one of them fails, the whole system must come to a halt. The dog may make his (or her) own decisions, but when his (or her) tail gets trapped, that becomes the number one issue. You have enough power to make a difference. Use it well. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22 JIGSAW puzzles are always easier to complete if you have a picture on the box to refer to. Likewise, if you know you have all the pieces you require. Sadly, the jigsaw of life often seems more like a collection of bits in a bag that may or may not be complete. There is far too much guesswork in your life. You seem to be getting by on a wing and a prayer. You wish you could have more certainty, more guidance, more help. Events may not banish all confusion, but they will remove at least some. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21 WHENEVER we see two children squabbling, we instinctively want to tell them not to be so silly. When they attempt to explain their grievances, we find ourselves amused. How irrelevant their problem is. When two adults are engaged in a dispute, things tend to be a little different. We dare not interfere. We feel obliged to treat the conflict with respect. In doing so, we often cause it to intensify. So stand back from someone else’s issue — and from your own. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 PEOPLE who don’t know what to do will often act in one of two ways. Either they will panic and ask everyone for help, or they will panic but pretend they are in control. People who accuse others of mean-spirited behaviour are usually aware of such an impulse within themselves. Suspicious people are the people one should be suspicious of. Why am I mentioning this? Because you are being over-sensitive to an implied accusation. Ask: ‘What is this telling me about its source?’ Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19 WHY do clowns have smiles painted on their faces? Because nobody in real life can be cheerful all the time. And anyone who tries to be will, sooner or later, prove themselves to be a clown! You are dealing with the result of a choice made by someone who must have been suffering an attack of optimism when they reached a particular decision. It has led to a situation that’s not making you smile. But once you sort it out, as you will, you may yet twang your braces and take a bow. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20 WHERE are you? Is this quite what you had in mind when you set out on your most recent journey? But it isn’t over yet and you need more time to get used to what’s happening. Even the finest things can seem undesirable when they are strangely unfamiliar. Life is obliging you to look at issues you might prefer to draw a veil over. Once you overcome your initial reluctance, you will start to make a series of valuable discoveries that radically alter your understanding of what’s possible. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5612.